Chris Nowak

Remember when Elon Musk went on Rogan and was like, “You’ll be able to walk into a party and tell Grok to roast someone in the most inappropriate, hilarious way ever?”

This dipshit nepo baby, who will fall for any half-baked, New Age, pseudoscience fuckery, is out here calling other people stupid. You know what Arab culture hasn’t produced? YOU, you leathery bag of formaldehyde and eugenics. You’re the sad, desiccated husk of Eastern American aristocracy.

A 2025 Nobel Prize winner in chemistry, Omar Yaghi is the son of Palestinian refugees who grew up in Jordan. He just left the US to move to China after raising concerns about rising anti-immigrant sentiment, like the kind shown here. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/china-than...

Look, I’m not winning Father of the Year anytime soon, but even I’ve never done this. And if I did you couldn’t waterboard that information out of me.

Payasos. ¡Vamos LAFC!

A few weeks ago he told his crowds that he could get up there and “say the stupiest things and you’d clap.” Today he proved that he was right.

I’m not a lawyer. And I would love to be wrong. But this feels like big news. And bad news.

The Dem consultant class: “Liberals and progressives have to stop talking down to red state voters. They believe you think they’re stupid!”

The same people who insist on policing public bathrooms in order to protect girls from sexual predators are now calling a child rape victim, whose mother lost custody due to that abuse, a liar. loathsome

This stuff makes me sink into doomerism much more quickly and deeply than anything Todd Blanche says.

Wtf is this headline? He wasn’t “denied entry to Game 3.” He refused to sit in the free suite they offered him.

12-year-old Amy Acton, testifying under oath, “That man, my stepfather, raped me.” JD Vance, “You’re a liar.”

This thread. Every word.

Women don’t come forward because of men like Vivek Ramaswamy.

So sick of these dopes discovering their spines once they’re no longer in the Senate. Cowards.

Every single day for the rest of his life.

“On day one.”

Y’know, @wsj.com , instead of stealing from @marisakabas.bsky.social , you could in fact hire her. You could pay her for her journalism, as many people do for yours.

Man, between Alito’s imaginary pub friends and the make-believe couple Chuck Schumer gave veto power to, the US has been quite harmed people who literally do not exist.

Wherein the President of the United States admits that his ally, Vladimir Putin, is helping to kill American troops.

I made the mistake of watching Kasie Hunt and a panel of pundits discuss Abdul El-Sayed and his response to Tommy Teepell the other night. You’ll all be shocked to know there was unanimous agreement that the real story was AES’s off-putting tone and his “failure to pivot to kitchen table issues.”

All these fucking Bootstrap Republicans refuse to see the conflict between lamenting the “welfare queens” in blue cities while saying, “This politician got my vote because they gave me money.” Welfare? Bad. “Federal appropriations?” That’s just good governance, man.

Tonight, Tommy learned a lesson about fucking around, finding out, and the US constitution.

Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.

I think people should watch this video.

Except he didn't fund it, I did, paying a much higher tax rate than the white supremacist. Those thrusters are SpaceX tech for which we—not him—have paid ~$31 billion. I paid for those cold gas thrusters and the software running them, and what I get in exchange is a short video and white supremacy.

Man, I never thought Hulk Hogan would actually be able to body slam Andre the Giant. He’s the strongest man in the world!

There’s a scene in Gibney’s film where Elon Musk stages an elaborate and basically fake “battery swap” for a Tesla to the delight of the business media and tech investors. The doc is just as much an indictment of them as it is of Musk. Anyway… congrats on the new fake battery swap.

Healy also explicitly says if they used more straightforward language, they could endanger "having sources who trust us as sort of a nonpartisan news organization." My guess is that "sources" here literally just means "Trump taking Maggie Haberman's calls." 🤮

It’s funny to me how often corporate types use your name at the beginning or the end of a sentence as they discover in real time that what they’re saying makes no sense.

It’s counterintuitive, but this concept - that John Roberts is better at fooling people who went to law school than he is at fooling people who didn’t - seems pretty spot on.

Oh man, they’ve got the Hello Kitty riot fencing up tonight! #LAFC

When you’re the president, they just let you do it. You can grab ‘em by the borders.