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shall I proceed? 😏

Some good ol DRAG! #TipYourDragQueens

I want earthsignchels in my head and see what she comes up with artistically

a n h e d o n i a

Quote me your Halloween’s best. 😌👻

- told y’all I was gonna break the dawn like this.

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I also realized that I’m an amazing partner. My main flaws are basically that I’m an Aries…and mentally ill…but depending on who you ask that’s actually just the same one flaw. 😆

When I look back over my romantic history this year— I can confidently say that most folk just be talkin. 😂

You could charge someone $1,100 plus utilities to live in that closet DAMN

We went to the moon in 1969

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Melatonin 🤝🏽 Thique

RIP to “slight of hand” & “brass tax” 😆

This one always get me!

Lmaoooooo at a certain point in drunkness every drink tastes like either water or juice

yall’s brains don’t be telling stories?? 👀

I work with a funder who makes $10M a year after taxes and absolutely behaves like there are no consequences yet still gets stressed out about work shit— it boggles my mind cause I know exactly how I would act if I had just a dime more than my salary in my savings account and stressed wouldn’t be it

Every region grades on a curve. And the curriculum is different in each city. Everyone could be unattractive in your small town so you think your fine ass is a 10 but PLOT TWIST they prefer 7s so now you a 3.

(I was expecting the miranda cosgrove abbott episode to be funnier/more referential)

dis pussy depressed

I hated that blonde on meg at the vicky’s secret show… but that body sold it all

Facts! Stay where you supposed to be and you have no problems lol

fun fact: hippos kill 8000% more people than sharks every year. i love my lil murderers. 🥹

I met many of you thru twitter but most of my twitter following stayed on twitter and didn’t (pretend to) migrate It’s both @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social & @willsofleo.blacksky.app who I saw mention bsky on twitter so they’re the reason I’m here

every black person*

This is what my friend looks like… he’s husband material… send your applications to me for screening

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let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floorr 🎸 🤘🏽

Hungover. Bad.

Be watching rhoa on mute just cause I miss home

I love.

In the name of my brother, just try.

We mess up, it happens, but just try.