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We're not mind readers but...

Hey @roycoopernc.bsky.social - you will not get campaign contributions from other states by talking about working with Rethuglicans. That party is irredeemable right now.

Nothin but the facts

Slava Ukraini

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

Saving some classic Obama for 6/14. How perfect is the photo of him enjoying a TACO?

Welp, at least Rosalind Dyer didn’t reappear in the season finale. #RIPAnnieWersching #TheRookie

Hi, I’m God. If Jesus Christ came back they’d attack him as a “woke marxist” and deport him to El Salvador.

Yup. That’s the one.

We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.

Musk and Trump could not possibly be sending a clearer signal that the Tesla protests are working than this pathetic stunt today.

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

Quick reminder: @elonmusk isn’t the leader of a country at war, and didn’t wear a tie in the White House and wore a stupid cap

'Did you even say thank you?'

Per Dr Atul Gawande, ex USAID: “All malaria supplies protecting 53 million people, mostly children, including bed nets, diagnostics, preventive drugs, and treatments – terminated.” There are no words that sufficiently describe this level of cruelty and sadism.

It’s so hard to connect the dots though.

We have planned this day in advance. Stocked up and ready to go. We should make this a once a week thing! Stock up at Costco. They really are trying to do what's right.

Yay! Not spending any money for the next 24 and it feels so good! Of course that might be because I’m sort of drunk because I bought essentials at @totalwine.bsky.social today using cash so my debit wouldn’t process on 2/28.

BREAKING: 88 FBI agents who worked on Trump cases were just physically escorted out of the Washington Field office per a source.

I had the sweetest dream last night. I was driving on the LIE and there was Donald Trump in a red jumpsuit, picking up trash beside the highway.

it is honestly kind of striking to me that the founders were basically on target re: “things that could end our republic”

As a casual non-white observer, it’s so bizarre to see folks work so hard to try to prove their superiority over someone like me when they could spend that time actually bettering their own lives and…I don’t know, be happy instead of miserable fucks.

Oh myyy, they are the very letter of it!

imagine that Joe Biden let George Soros take control of the treasury. Republicans would have burned DC to the fucking ground

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter

I’m 10,000 followers from getting as many followers here as I ever got on Twitter. Thanks, everyone. I don’t deserve it, but I’ll keep trying.

From home last night on beach with my dog Brody! Westport, Washington

@shotout360.bsky.social Dude, you forgot to include “love my wife” in your bio. Anyone who knows you knows how much you love Charyl.

Think about this.. for a second. Doesn't take you much time to get it! Them? Eons.😉

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but doesn’t hiring a raging alcoholic day drunk to run the Defense Department seem like a fairly fucking bad idea?

This is fine. We’re fine. Everything is fine.