Hisstopher Bones

Josette Plimons consumes the dead, walks among the living, and burns in the spaces between. "Ash Eater" is a short horror story written by me, accompanied by a stunning illustration by Naomi Butterfield, and is absolutely free to read. I hope you like it! buttondown.com/ChrisMJones/...

Can someone finally do something about any of this please

The way all of these movies are non-specifically but spiritually linked with one another

A lot of ppl are watching a Ken Russell movie for the first time and having the same reaction as the initiated: "I really liked it but that was fucking terrible"

Something is terribly wrong if you can say this days before an election and get away with it.

I'll take this as a good US omen the same way Brexit happening was a bad US omen

It's really nice to see another Meta investment fail

I’m glad that Lula won for a lot of reasons but selfishly it kinda confirms that “swagless son of a fascist freak” will probably be a losing ticket when Trump dies and if the boys make a go for it.

also for confused Americans (me), a reminder: Lula is red and Bolsonaro is blue, we want red this time

Brazil extended voting hours in lieu of the attempts at voter suppression seen today. We'll know the results soon enough. I hope for all our sakes Lula wins.

I haven’t slept a full night in three weeks ahead of the polls opening in Brazil today. I might be shouting into a void here, but if you can spare a few seconds to send good energy towards our elections today and for the largest country in South America to beat fascism, please do so. 🇧🇷

Death camps

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

This is just pure racism. Republicans objectively are campaigning on little more than bigotry.

There's a whole subclass of beetlemoses ripoff comics plaguing IG rn and it's strange. Like they're not directly pilfering jokes but the style and format is similar enough that it seems designed to inspire likes/shares out of confusion

name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

"A.i." is a tool of extraction, not liberation. These fucking products are designed to fuck you over, not help you.

Bad Art response to bad art

Armond White was the ur-Redditor years before Reddit existed. The dumbest guy ever has still got it

I keep singing "Buns of a Baby" at Brisket to the tune of Queensryche's "Eyes of a Stranger"

name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

I'm The Dad From "The Squid & The Whale." What I Learned Will Shock You

You could though! You definitely could say if it's one or the other

Ai generating a sticker as a "gift" is like pulling a loose button out of your pocket and saying Happy Birthday

You can't beat fascism by agreeing with fascism. You can't beat fascists by accepting a fascist frame. Corporatist Democratic Party leadership needs to be defeated and jettisoned. We have to fight them, not because we don't want to fight Republicans, but because they refuse to.

This admission alone is an impeachable offense

It always comes back to this for me; if AI was so good, such a disclosure would be a selling point. If AI was everything these slop jockeys said it was, they should be proud to let people know their game was AI made. But the proof is in the pudding, and they can't stand that people don't want it.

It occurs to me that during the whole Drake/Kendrick feud i never saw anyone post October's Very Owned