Big Jim

The worst part about this heat wave is that all the Indians at work smell like absolute shit because they don’t take showers.

I walked into the bathroom at work today and there was an Indian in there. He was jumping up and down trying to clean his pants out in the sink. Because he shit his pants.

The worst part about this heat wave is that all the Indians at work smell like absolute shit because they don’t take showers. Man, what a disgusting group of people

A Waymo is nothing more than a mobile Flock camera

How come I’ve never seen an Automayed Surveillance Unit (waymo) on the interstate but when it comes to my neighborhood they just drive around in circles watching me and recording my movements

本日初日 #sumo

They hired so many H-1B Indians at my job that they had to install a bunch of those blue light Rape Alarms in the parking garage

Every time I make eye contact with a Tesla driver I give them the ole Hitler salute

Shane Gillis? The guy from the bud light commercials?

Every time I see a Waymo I get an uncontrollable urge to blow it up with a Type 69 85mm RPG or C4 plastic explosives.

@seanforfive.com who do I need to talk to about traffic from the new coffee shop at Gallatin and Trinity? It’s got gallatin road completely shut down

If the planet continues to warm at its current rate, exposure to wildfire smoke will kill an estimated 70,000 Americans each year by 2050, according to new research. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/c...

Turns out Aonishiki injured his left shoulder during Nagoya basho. Though he isn't skipping the Jungyo, he is pacing his practice to avoid exacerbating it. www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/...

Atamifuji was in the chase for the yusho until veteran Takayasu spoiled it all by refusing to be pushed off the bales and regrouping to throw his young aite down--hard. Atamifuji should have never let up when he had Takayasu on the edge, which was precisely his thought on the hanamichi.

I am a likely voter in the TN-06 GOP primary and my number 1 issue is Will you stand up to president trump and release the list of pedophiles?

Japan's Emperor and Empress are on an official visit to Mongolia. Three ex-Yokozuna were there to greet them today. youtu.be/rxDP-gprSl4?...

#NoKings in America except for Benjamin Netanyahu

No matter how bad it needs it I could never mow my yard on a Sunday

Practicing #daygame at CMA fest #pickupartist #choosehowyoumove #walkablecities

I’m the guy wearing a Beijing bikini at CMA fest

So many mosquitos in my yard that I’m surely getting West Nile virus at some point this summer

Why did you disable replies on this

Ospreay vs Hangman promo battle was awesome ( I’m just catching up from Wednesday)

Day14 Yz Hōshōryū 10-3 (L) Oz Kotozakura 8-5 (R) Let’s not forget those two other guys atop the banzuke. #natsubasho2025

Bringing a set of dumbbells to the DMV so I can get a pump waiting for my Real ID

My two favorite rikishi

I’m cutting weight and severely dehydrating like a boxer to get ready for my new license pic on the Real ID

Financing this brisket I’m about to smoke over 4 months

Why did Kyle O’Reilly get the same exact haircut and tattoos as FTR Hair? @aewontv.bsky.social

May 5, 2025. Before his undisclosed injury, Onosato was the favorite of many pundits and fans to plow through Natsu and become sumo's next--history-making and fastest-rising-- yokozuna. But, the talented and powerful Onosato has been struggling at practice...

When I’m walking around the neighborhood and see a man who pays somebody else to mow his quarter acre yard, I get a deep sense of revulsion and disgust

Wrestlemania is held in a different cathedral to capitalism every year. Call me crazy, but none of these arenas measure up to the Tokyo Dome. And that is why Wrestle Kingdom > Wrestlemania

Ancient Tibetan yoga proverb: Some days you get farted and queefed on Other days you are the one doing the farting and queefing

2025 Makushita March Madness Welcome to the Makushita yusho race! The format will be familiar to fans of USA college basketball or other single-elimination tournaments. At the start of the basho, the 120 or so third-division rikishi are paired up in rank order. The winners continue in the yusho…

youtu.be/HntrakyHmKg?...

Hoshoryu's mother and youthful, look-a-like father believed in him and his sumo to win the yusho--and were there with him, Tatsunami Oyakata and Okamisan, AND a hella big fish.

Training my dog using negative reinforcement

The winds of Destiny continue to blow towards the East… and they continue to fill Hoshoryu’s sails. What an amazing victory! This is Yokozuna sumo!!

As it should be and finally has become--the ozeki will be fighting for the Emperor's Cup on senshuraku--followed by a real chance of a new yokozuna in January. As it stands today, Day 14, there are only two relevant matches: Hoshoryu vs Kirishima Kotozakura vx Onosato The rest no longer matter.

I’m interested in going to Japan to eat some of that grilled eel over rice

Favorite rikishi of all time: Kakuryu Favorite rikishi now: Shodai

We should make cops dress up like samurai