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working as an assassin and on my first job, Zuckerberg comes through my earpiece and tells me about the target, and it's then I realise I'm the baddie

honestly I think zuckerberg handler banter would go hard but the fact that I'm a pawn for billionaires does dampen the enjoyment a little bit at least

i wish ffxiv let me play as a mamool ja or a sahagin or a GNATH that'd be so fucking cool, lil bug guy scuttering about, i'm the main tank but please don't step on me good sire

Instead of A Realm Reborn they should've made A Realm Unborn where Y'Shtol- Ah, you get it

I've wanted to actually run a dnd campaign, one of the premades (phandelver it's always phandelver), but everyone has different things they want out of it and it gets complicated and only like two people tops show interest

of course I always plan to add a rival character that acts as the true final boss of any campaign. It's just better that way

"but dnd turn order gives natural advantage to parties over solos" well yes but what if I make everyone fight their own version of the rival character

payday 3 has a whole campaign now and the tutorial doesn't feel like you're fucking around in an unfinished game, that's so great. Payday 3 is genuinely such an amazing game but people don't give it the time of day because, well, payday 2 is better in a lot of ways

bringing my goblin friend into a DND pub but it's a 2014 pub not a 2024 one so the barkeep starts beating them to a pulp

I bring a sort of "Sun Tzu" energy to chess that my opponents don't quite appreciate. Yes, Sun Tzu was known for peeing on the field of war when the going got tough.

How the fuck did zenos get so good at fighting if he never had someone to challenge him?? Guy just had a vertical growth because he could???

got pissed off at my android's proprietary pussy so I replaced it with an open source one

lies of p is great but he's too sexy, I only like my soulslike when I play as a freak with a club

They cancelled my hospital appointment two hours before I was meant to show up so that's great, I can chill out instead of going somewhere sterile and scary and white

Conquered the entire world and my servants are too afraid to come near me because one overheard me mutter to myself about a "lack of postgame"

the issue with playing female V in cyberpunk 2077 is you can't have an incredibly homoerotic polycule with keanu reeves and adam smasher

Dedicated the last few years of my life to learning a powerful forbidden magic so when that cocky mage comes by again and starts talking about how swordsmen and casters are too different to ever be equals, I can show her that we're aren't any different, but I'm better

I'm really excited for evercold because then my healer of choice (astrologian) won't be miserable to play optimally

My issue is only with how tight buff applications are during the even minute mark and also I don't feel right holding Lord and a buff during astral draw to use immediately before going into umbral for another buff

outlast trials is having an escape event and that's all well and good but I think I like it here, among the freaks. Please, go on without me

i love this stupid fucking thing I hope they don't change it

FINAL FANTASY XIV@en.finalfantasyxiv.com

Evercold will introduce a seasonal system bringing major changes to how rewards are earned and how players progress their character's item levels! โœจ Stay tuned for news arriving during the Keynote during Fan Festival 2026 in Tokyo this weekend!

my talking sword took a break from asking for neverending bloodfall to tell me she was trying voice training and I'm so proud of her

taking a bath in the river that the fae showed me and I start coughing up blood and my skin peels off. Those damned gnomes got me again

fell asleep at my gf's place and she replaced my blood with her blood and vice versa

they should replace shtola with zenos as the ffxiv character they put in all the crossovers