Colin K.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

Happy 25th anniversary, iPod

roll credits on Lil Guardsman a more casual (and more whimsical) version of papers please and set in a fantasy world, with a bit more story. great art style and voice acting. was not expecting the branching story lines. 8/10

thank gods the Brewers swept the Dodgers

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!

roll credits on Hi-Fi Rush. overall pretty fun game, doesn't take itself too seriously. a little repetitive at times. 8.5/10

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm? A metro-gnome

twitch.tv/colinahscopy_

merry pizzamas!

Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.

Help, I can't stop arranging music for my brass group; it's addicting/fun

it's music monday, let's do more arranging! twitch.tv/colinahscopy_

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?

I miss her already

Connections Puzzle #1150 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨

being john halovich (more Halo 1 campaign): twitch.tv/colinahscopy_

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

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putt.day #38 ⛳ 2/5 Albatross · 5 restarts 🟢🟢 putt.day/s/uHiKNmVoZEVv

summer book club

fast foods tier list, because why not

i'm gonna make an art or two: twitch.tv/colinahscopy_

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

my department does a demo day every two weeks or so, which means a 2½+ hour meeting of ~15 other teams yapping about things. i feel this could be just pre-recorded videos and just share out the links.

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Happy Star War day to those who celebrate

a slight game deviation from the XBox 360 Summer: twitch.tv/colinahscopy_

I bought the Space Jam soundtrack mostly for nostalgia purposes, but after giving it a full listen a couple times, I'd say it still holds up

Finding out the hair stylist I've been going to for the past ~3 years has abruptly stopped cutting hair altogether to focus on family things (which i totally understand) was not on my 2026 bingo card.

happy easter xbox: twitch.tv/colinahscopy_

I'm going to need people who live in two cities not to write about whether they think there isn't an affordability crisis

Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.

Daily Bailey 498 - Refusing to accept that it is Monday

Shoutout women today and forever

saw that pokemon 30th anniversary logos were created with each pokemon, had to see what the Murkrow, Skarmory, and Lapras ones looked like!

the AI evangelists are not okay

friendly reminder that you're in trouble and everyone is mad at you

using opencode with github copilot vs just github copilot on its own at work has been a game changer

the generated plate project is coming along swimmingly. still need to recreate like 40 plates but that's a future-me problem!

i've been watching Dimension 20's A Court of Fey and Flowers lately, and i'm loving it more than i expected!

I remember having one of these, and it was quite handy when another family member was on the computer. I wish I still had one to kinda tinker with!

not too shabby (it's around 7"/ 17.5cm)

my discord robit's getting a makeover: twitch.tv/colinahscopy_