Wayne Gacy (no relaysh)

your evil, ill-considered ideas are unworthy of debate bro. prepare to die.

Why did they name sloths that. They found the Earth's most benign creature, a living sock puppet that eats leaves and can only smile, and made it the only creature named for a sin.

The Caned Wanker liked 10000 posts

Ensorcelled Fucker

i love you and the horse you rode in on

Everyone linking arms around the hospital so Bolsonaro Sr. couldn’t return to the seat of his dark power

Saw this guy crashing out on a phone call and right as I pass him he wails: “She thinks I fucked her mom bro!”

todays listens

heavened metal

i need roughage 🥬

i’ve been hugged by the Smiley Face Hugger 😃

An illustration by Christian Broutin for a 1985 floppy disk ad

English is so fucking stupid dude. A word like “untrustworthiness” illustrates this perfectly.

need a $22 sando from a New American bistro called Treacle & Vim on the company dime

My new followers need to read and internalize this before clicking anything 👇

Dude you need to try the Cumberland Burger from Cumberland Farms

every woman in the world is my sister in Christ 🫶

the main guy we all hate will be killed shortly

renting a van for the weekend to drive my family out to Shittleman’s Gunch

polymer eyes polymerize polymer lies…

It used to be that if you had too many guys they would make you either go to war or start a caravan. Now they’re just kind of allowed to build up.

The funniest part is that me and my family are not even drug users we just like the feel of pajama pants on our legs 😂😂😂

nip of scrud, bit of lager, Bob's your uncle.

I saw a glowing orange oval shaped craft hovering in the southern sky.

Intense blue light filling room, and a baby nine months later

i hope i get slimed out soon!

potatoes are wayy too good 😂😂 whether they’re fried, mashed, baked, etc 🗯 ♻️ ❤️ 110K 160K 900K i feel fucking hollow…..dont fav if you wish i’d disappear….. 🗯 ♻️ ❤️ 0 0 0

I can’t take your picture anymore bro my phone is going to think we’re in love

i’ll never crash out on here jokes only 💯

i shoulda never smoked that shit bro i’m playing a leaked beta of Half-Life 3

i've got a sickly yellow tube with a blueberry tip. my damn thing looks like marge

Interesting Logistics LLC

The government have decided I'm to be drowned

torta time i reckon

They never invented lunch in Delco they just skipped ahead to stuff like road work and opioids

i should of never smoke that shit now I’m a homeowner with a beautiful family 🤦‍♂️

this was crazy