Comfort.Level

Scooty Puff Jr suuuuuuckssss

Behold, the fruit of my labors

Damn, Susan is sacred. Went away for 5 days and got 13 mailers lol.

Thank you, America.gov!

Godzilla as a metaphor for the post atomic trauma of Japan, and also just fucking with this one guy Shikishima in particular.

I am so fucking glad we installed heat pumps last year and solar panels this year. Not to mention the wood stove for when it gets real cold.

The government owning a controlling stake in your company, getting 20% of your output at cost, and right of first refusal on all of your products is literally communism. www.reuters.com/business/ene...

Watched Elysium for the first time yesterday. Weirdest accent/ lack therof Matt Damon raised in Spanish speaking orphanage: PAHK THE CAH IN HAHVAD YAHD Agent Krueger: AGGRESSIVELY South African. The MOST South African Jodie Foster: ??? Evil European ???

Same energy

Dilly beans are the perfect hot dog condiment: hot dog length and don't crowd the bun.

If Wes Andersen owned an island camp

IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S REALLY HAPPENING. RICHARD AYOADE IS GOING TO BE ON TASKMASTER

THE REAL STORY IS THAT LIZ LEMON AND TRACY JORDAN ARE STILL FRIENDS

This is peak hilarity

McDonald's Pizza (1991-2000)

To all who celebrate

Couldn't ask for a better day to make maple syrup 🍁

#IdesofMarch

Pretty easy to tell when I started playing 😂

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter. #NewYorkerCartoons

The current paradox: Trump is going to end the war with Iran This isn't a war

Starting to get antsy for warmer weather. Can't wait to find some of these again!

Well I got 5 shock lands out of my Lorwyn box, and 4 of them are Temple Garden 😂 Love that double sided one though

Buncha people posting dang turtles and I'm over here still opening packs from my Lorwyn box

Just finished the Count of Monte Cristo and they DID NOT put that Woody Allen ending in the movie. Damn.

I'm about 1000 pages into the Count of Monte Cristo and all that set up is finally starting to pay off.

Very annoying that WOTC keeps putting out spoilers after just releasing the current set. Can't we just enjoy one thing at a time instead of a constant torrent of new cards?

I am so stoked to see the Lord of the Rings in the theaters again after 25 years!

I'm so bummed out that it was snowing last night and made me miss the Aurora that I'm going to post pictures of the last Aurora we got

And people really think this can replace the dollar? I'd love it if all my pay was converted into a hyper volatile unregulated digital ponzi scheme.

Jonathan Bush is running for governor of Maine and his two qualifications are: 1. Cousin to GW Bush 2. Owns a health insurance company. Not great bona fides I gotta say

The Romans probably said 'De mortuis nil nisi bonum' sarcastically at times.

I really wish farmer Maggot was in the films. Nazgul rides up on this Hobbit, and he's like, the fuck are you get the fuck off my land and chases away one of the nine. Fuckin hero.

With the Release of Edge of Eternities, Edge of Eternities Set To Rotate Out of Standard | Commander's Herald share.google/pFYa1z52Owxw...

Valuations for the stock market are insane - the Schiller PE ratio has only been higher ONCE before - during the dot com bubble. And we all know how that turned out

Watch the seismic waves from today's magnitude 7.3 Alaska earthquake ripple across seismic stations in North America. More ➡️ loom.ly/kaJp5I0

Irish tourist overstays visa by 3 days, forced to spend 3 more months as punishment www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Golfing while the economy crashes is the new fiddling while Rome burns.

Are we winning yet?