Jim David

"I'd be more disturbed if we learned that men were having sex with Lindsey Graham for free." - @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

Real or AI?

BREAKING: Sec of War Pete Hegseth announces that he's teaming up with Jake and Logan Paul and together they will assemble to become the new Ambiguously Gay Trio. #PeteHegeth #JakePaul

BREAKING: a photo has emerged bolstering President Trump's claim that he was at 'ground zero' on 9/11. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: a White House insider told CNN that Natalie Harp was so furious with President Trump, after he inadvertently called her "Melania" in bed - that she took his dirty diaper, pulled it over his head and demanded that he wear it like for an entire day. #Donaldtrump

Lindsey Graham was a sad closet case who desperately wanted to be a part of the Republican boys club but was never fully accepted. He spent the final years of his life advocating for war, genocide, and dropping a nuclear bomb on the Palestinians. Lots of rent boys must find other sugar daddies.

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

While Obama and Mamdani were giving unifying speeches that showed the best of America, Trump was tweeting angry crap that showed the worst, which is all he's capable of.

Prices are up. Job growth is flat. Pedophiles aren’t being prosecuted. Meanwhile, this wannabe Caesar is spending your tax money on a gladiator fight. apnews.com/article/trum...

I’m waiting for Trump to post: the national debt is now $39.23 trillion. Your favorite president, ME, is responsible for $10.5 trillion of it. I still have 2 years and 7 months until my next term starts. 😳

Ivanka resurfaces to prove she's still despicable, out of touch, spoiled, arrogant and must be well lit and soft focused at all times. "Jared and I saw a beautiful island in the Med and immediately thought, how can we destroy this?"

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

If Donald Trump didn’t want to answer questions from the press why did he become President? Oh right to stay out of prison.

This is the way to respond to an ugly fuck like Stephen Miller and a lying nasty cunt like Katie Miller. They're both hideous shitstains on the underwear of America and they deserve every insult we can throw at them, so fuck them.

First amendment? What first amendment?

Behind everyone who identifies as "for Trump" there's always a lingering threat of violence. Every single time. It's the way they roll, egged on by Glorious Leader.

I like my president to look like he's alive.

Kash Patel went snorkeling in hallowed waters over the wreckage of the USS Arizona at Pearl Harbor. Next he'll be hosting a picnic with Frisbee and a three legged race at Arlington Cemetery.

Previously unseen footage of Trump, JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel & RFK Jr. at the Met Gala

The Con continues

While Jeff Bezos was at the Met Gala, this was being projected onto his Manhattan penthouse.

Why? Because Trump is indeed fucking demented & lives in an alternate reality. He relates literally every event in the US somehow to the "stolen election," which wasn't stolen. And the blockade is "friendly' inthe Iran war isn't a war, it's an "excursion,' like snorkeling in Cozumel or something.

BREAKING: President Trump resorts to desperate measures in secret meeting with Iran's Supreme Leader, in an attempt to get the Strait of Hormuz open, and kept open. #DonaldTrump

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.” Amazing stuff

FDR had fireside chats. The Anti-Christ Senile Satan will read a pre-recorded 2 Chronicles 7, probably using AI. It was played over a bullhorn during J6. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/u...

Out of the blue Melania held a press conference to deny she ever knew Jeffrey Epstein. Someone must have some evidence...

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

On Easter Sunday Trump reinforced what we all have known for a decade - he's the biggest asshole in American history.

This is absolutely fantastic. ht: @maddenifico.bsky.social

Trump to America: Don't worry about it. Trump to the world: Fix it yourselves. The world to Trump: Go fuck yourself.

Cut Byron some slack - he had to amuse himself while his wife was shacking up with Corey Lewandowski.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

The Iranians know what they're doing. Trump & Hegseth have no clue. They planned for this like they were planning for a cocktail party and forgot to get mixers.

Every day the Pentagon makes a video of cool explosions from Iran for the president of the United States to watch, so he can bounce up and down in his high chair, clap his little hands, and cry "Yay! Make it go boom again!" www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Trump is backing off of his threatened Iran attacks, will claim victory. We can blame mentor Roy Cohn for all of Trump's vile incompetent behavior as he taught Trump his three rules: 1 - Attack, attack, attack 2 - Never ever admit defeat 3 - If you are defeated walk away and claim it's a success

50 years ago today, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social was preparing to film his first scene in a small film called Star Wars. Before the first lines were spoken, this photo was taken in... a galaxy far far away.

This is f—king real. What a pathetic scumbag of a president.

SUPREME COURT RULES TRUMP'S TARIFFS ARE ILLEGAL

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The US is now officially living through the final scene of CHINATOWN on an endless loop. IYKYK

As it turns out, the "Board of Peace" is just a real estate redevelopment for the super-rich, built on stolen land. So basically, at it's core, it's ethnic cleansing dressed up in diplomatic terms. This is beyond disgusting and immoral.

Trump's entire negotiating skills: 1) Charm offensive - welcome, have a drink, how do you like your steak? 2) Here's what I want. Give it to me. 3) You're not gonna? Then I'll hound & bully & threaten you & maybe impose punitive tariffs 4) If I don't get it I just walk away & claim victory anyway