Lauren in Saint Paul

me vacuuming up all the spiderwebs after these guys dedicated their lives to trapping and killing the bugs that actually bite me

The Canucks assholes suffering last night is going to carry my petty ass through this week.

Tomorrow. I know we’re all suffering for various reasons right now and it will be fun to commiserate.

I’m pivoting into a fiscally frugal lifestyle due to my upcoming student loan payments that might bankrupt me and can I just say Walmart has the cheapest grocery and household item selection around wow

The rain volume to windshield wiper speed stress is real

Flock gaslighting the police, l m a o

"Jack White Announces Death of Older Brother" - I assumed this meant he has a new surprise release on the way called Death of Older Brother, but nope, his older brother died.

Canucks fans are absolutely toxic to Hughes tonight wow, like bitter ex lovers 🏒🥅

Don't miss BOOsky Happy Hour & speed dating* 10/27. Sweeney's. Nonzero chance of Costco bday cake. *optional, but @comobelladonna.bsky.social may peer pressure you into participating.

from today 🍁🍂🪾

brunch is brunching already

I love having a cold on the two nicest days of fall thank u body so cool of u

I feel like we had come kinda close to being a body positivity society then GLPs hit the scene and we’re back to 90’s esque standards and it’s annoying lol

Klob is wiping the floor with Demuth in this debate

See you tonight!

Vote Noecker! She’s so good on policy and the “boring” work. The county needs her.

secured the bag y’all

Pull the fuckin plug 😭

my throat after I take two different antihistamines and vyvanse every morning for a week

Liberty Biberty is just a cute little guy

This book gutted me in maybe the best way I’ve ever been gutted. Oh my god.

HARDSHIP PAID OFF TODAY Y'ALL, DIFFICULT BUT GREAT THINGS ARE IN MOTION AND MANY HURDLES HAVE BEEN CLEARED ALREADY.

had to cancel my Kaboom! park build shift because there's too much real job work to do this week and I am depressed

thinkin about all these cuties I got to pet yesterday

I disavow the Dallas Stars hockey club

Hot take: Less people need to make beer. Less people need to have a food truck. Less people need to make podcasts. Less people need to have substacks. There needs to be less platforms. Quality over quantity needs to return.

Jesus h

Barack Obama just delivered a blistering rebuke of Trump's actions against Ilhan Omar. This is worth reading in full.

almost met god today by the hand of this goose named Fred

spending this spooky szn rewatching American Horror Story and I’d just like to remind everyone that this show absolutely rips in like every story line

You got a legit/clean large couch you are ready to gift forward, Twin Cities? I'm in the market.

Mark your calendars 🚨🎉🚨🎉

me at the next bluesky meetup

Come see me at the Como Pavilion today and check out some amazing local artists!

Calling my grandma on a Friday to ask her to add several of my clients to her prayer rotation for the weekend because I don’t have a direct line to Big Sky Sandals

Every time I hear about prediction markets all I can think is “what the fuck is wrong with us”

aaaAAAHHHH

Can we make a ballot measure to redirect any of Mayor Her’s sexual harassment legal defense funds towards Ilhan Omar’s actual, real issues instead

The only Live Laugh Love font decor I have in my house is a drunk brunch quote of mine my friend had printed and framed

🚨🚨🚨BOOsky meetup alert!!!🚨🚨🚨

🚨🚨🚨BOOsky meetup alert!!!🚨🚨🚨