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Damn it, you always have to explain shit like this to MAGA. Often, with puppets, crayons, and paper.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107. 12 days of work in 107 days. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

Wait for the Forklifts…

The at home assassination of a state lawmaker should be getting a bigger reaction from the President than someone throwing a rock at a Tesla dealership.

LETS. DO. THIS. 😎✨

Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.

Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people

Good morning !

Moody’s downgraded the credit rating of the US for the first time since 1917, stripping the country of its last perfect credit rating. The move could rattle financial markets and push up interest rates, creating an extra financial burden for Americans already struggling with tariffs and inflation.

Gave my Uber driver an extra big tip.

the President of the United States, everyone

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

DOOOO IT. It would just be fun to hear the GOP say that

I genuinely do NOT want to live in the America the right wants and is molding as we speak. And that’s just that.

it’s wild you’re just able to openly do bribes for politicians if you use crypto now

A constituent was forcibly removed from Mike Lawler’s town hall. He has inadvertently created an instantly iconic image of the resistance.

No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com

Why aren't the Democrats branding this as the GOP Recession? It's not just the current president, but all his allies and enablers.

By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.

This should not be up for discussion....It should be itemized on the ticket.....

Right now, trump could probably be impeached for at least three different things: corruption, abuse of power, contempt of court. Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a criminal, expect crimes.

How much fuck would a fuckup fuck before a fuck-up fucked up and got impeached?

Any Democratic President responsible for this much economic and administrative chaos would be under a 24/7 attack by our press and in an impeachment trial. Today.

This stuff doesn't sound important.

Now that there are *two* Pete Kegsbreath scandals about exposing American troops via Signal group chats, don't let this scandal die until he is driven from office. Of course, the next person will be just as morally awful, but maybe not as completely incompetent.

To my EU compatriots: please don’t come to the USA right now. The risk is not worth the reward. But please: be kind and welcome those of us who venture out of the US to Europe. Help us broaden our horizons. Show us how free life is best lived.

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Bernie is spot on almost all the time. Why is no one listening to him???

remember they didnt burn witches. they set women on fire and pretended they were witches.

Ok I’ll say it. One cool thing Senate Dems did is all vote against Hegseth’s confirmation

Human 👏🏻 rights 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 up 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 debate 👏🏻 If you’re not outraged or terrified, you are clearly not paying attention