Cornholio Foryou

Contrary to popular opinion, Musk isn't the Co-President. However- Trump is replacing Melania with Elonia as his First Lady

The heroin was for the brainworm's habit, of course. The worm died of an OD

𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃𝐘: "𝐈𝐟 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞?"

Jacinda Ardern: Empathy is nothing without action www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpfM...

Didn't John McCain sing "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7s5...

David Bowie was a Prophet: This Is Not America

Police in America have killed more than 560 people so far in 2025. mappingpoliceviolence.us

California, Oregon and Washington should just form their own country and tell Trump to go fuck himself without our trade and tax base. We pay in far more than we get back from the federal government

If people don't like the SCOTUS ruling in red states, maybe people need to move out of that shithole state and starve that state of tourism and funding until they treat all people right

Trump's pardons cost victims and taxpayers $1.3 billion, House Judiciary Committee Democrats' review says www.cbsnews.com/news/trumps-...

Musk should have to pay a Billion dollars to the EPA every time a rocket explodes

Shes just finding this out NOW?

Duckworth to Hegseth: "You are blowing through money like my fellow cadets and I did in our first liberty after basic camp. Luckily I didn't end up with a questionable tattoo ... you're just an unqualified yes man who can't tell the president how to keep Americans safe."

The question that we should be asking is: Who stands to profit from this imminent war?

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An active duty service member has been sent to a mental health facility against his will after speaking out about ICE’s legal and humanitarian abuses. TikTokers took action, including writing @governor.ca.gov /

Zohran Mamdani, a mayoral candidate who also cross-endorsed Comptroller Lander, who was falsely arrested w/o cause, called out the arrest on X: “This is fascism, and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.” www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

It's not a sport if you don't work up a sweat

Good question.

How can the willfully blind see? Do they need a visit by one of these freaks to gain their sight?

This prick needs to be kept in state courts so the Despot in Chief can't pardon him from a federal conviction like he did for the Jan 6th insurrectionists

Make the Middle East Great Again?

Just want to take a moment to shout out the international reporters helping us get the real story out. When an 80-year-old veteran with a walker is hauled off with his hands zip-tied behind his back, and the media spins it as a “threatening breach” of a police barricade

HATE will NOT make America Great

Such a short romance. And then comes the flame war... Before the divorce and getting buried on his golf course

Good morning Ray! #NoKings #ObamaAppreciationDay

ICYMI — Some harsh self-criticism here: “Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak and he’s ineffective.” (He was talking about Obama 😬)

And Saddam didn't use human shields

Happy Obama Appreciation Day.

Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022. That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations. So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?

Also Maxwell Frost today, when a GOP congressman told him to "shut up" about wanting to subpoena Kristi Noem over Padilla being thrown to the ground and cuffed by federal agents at her press event: "No. You’re not going to tell me to shut up." www.huffpost.com/entry/james-...

Just say it. Trump is just a big pussy

No, he's actually a very competent drunk. He is an expert at it. If drunks were generals, he'd have 5 stars

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."  -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953