Cosmic Raise

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I flavor blasted your goldfish, please respond

Let it never be forgotten that in troubled and fraught times for our nation, times that called for courage and conviction, and for the best of us, Apple stood up and said “not it”

Let slip and slide the dogs of war

Where but the good old US of A is a hot dog, potato chips, and a soda considered a “meal”?

gets incredible air here

Enthusiasm level

Richard Picture Has this been done already?

Mother Nature showing everyone with their puny fireworks how it’s done

Why is it that so many people don’t “know how to use quotes”?

Get you someone that loves you as much as smartphones love overheating

I’m always fascinated by the body’s ability to wake you from sleep when it recognizes that you need fig newtons

The Gays of Hormuz is this anything

Looking at you, AT&T

Who’s hungry?

I think they entered 😐

my daughter is on spring break and I just keep hoping she stays safe and doesn’t beat my keg stand time from the 90s

South Korea: (locks up president who led an insurrection) England: (locks up former prince for being a sexual predator) America: (Americas)

@deviantollam.bsky.social thought you’d find this interesting 👀

The IRS has announced that all marijuana dealers must file a joint tax return.

One of life’s great ironies is that you don’t know it’s a no-wiper until you actually wipe.

*2026

One of life’s great ironies is that you don’t know it’s a no-wiper until you actually wipe.

I think I found the best No Kings sign

halloween in the 80s was wild

Why would I take the news that way? And what even is a “grain assault”?

he slid into my DMs

Democracy has to win every time. Fascism only has to win once.

Never change, CVS

Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though

Windows has absolutely no chill 😂 Kudos to them for being a great ally though

That time a safe landed on my head after getting run over by a bus and stung by a scorpion, I felt that

When someone says “hate to say I told you so”…they definitely don’t hate to say it.

Fucking cups, always infringing on my freedom (I’m a liquid)

They should send the list to everyone's phones like that one U2 album.

Celebrating Independence Day 2025 is like throwing a birthday party for a hostage.