Daisy

My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.

I took this one right before the fangs started coming in…

I'm dressing up as someone who's well adjusted to the horrors of modern life.

Last night the carbon monoxide alarm sounded but it stopped after 3 beeps so I just went back to sleep.

Jokes on you, Halloween name handle. I can't remember anyones name anyway

the woods are calling me again

The self another story going nowhere.

What if I want to adore you instead of the moon, what then

if no one is mad at you, you're not doing enough for yourself

gonna start replying ai to everything i don’t like

Handing out protein bars for Halloween but only after the kids have dropped and given me 50.

Bro are you even fly, for a white guy?

I wonder if DoorDash will deliver to my bedroom. I’ll give them five stars.

“So, you struggle with adhd?” I’m pretty sure it struggles with me.

Chemistry is adorable but have you ever disliked someone as a team?

It's too expensive to huff gas these days

seen

Sometimes I worry that laying down in my free time isn’t a hobby

Her: What are you up to? Me: I’m opening baseball cards. Are you wet?

I don't need to be dead to haunt you

The moon out here dressed like she's not going home alone tonight

looking at the moon and thinking of her (the moon)

just learned the super bowl and valentine’s day fall on the same day next year and i, for one, am delighted by the potential carnage

Seeing adult twins is weird. Like this isn’t cute anymore

The moon deserves to be admired

i love fresh air on the mediterranean at 3:38 am

When the going gets tough, stop, drop, and roll