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@benstiller.redhour.com the only thing i don’t like about severance is when it ends and i have to wait another week 🥲

i need to stop buying used optiplex micros 🥲

I recently uninstalled Twitter as it was broken anyway. Everytime I clicked the X i couldn‘t seem to close the app. Seems to happen in Safari too. Useless.

some people smh

might as well start making increasingly vague subtweets

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

doordash thinks i’m made of money when they suggest these tips i swear how about pay the drivers more?

ChatGPT reviews how you did in your chat

had to alias :q to exit shell because vim has destroyed me

are they still called tweets and retweets?

really wish app store update changelogs were required list changes rather than the vague “we’re constantly updating (product) to make our customer’s experience better”

sorry, you can’t cancel your subscription via our app, please leave a letter of intent at the following coordinates and leave a small offering

no i don’t want to use your app, please let me use my browser 🥲

We've always been a fan of blueskies.

DoorDash option to post bail if your driver gets your arrested

“there must be a way to automate this” - me before spending more time automating than it would have taken to just do the task