Ryan Jordan

For anyone who’s worked in marketing, the accusation only ChatGPT uses em dashes is infuriating. I saw a TikTok video today claiming em dashes aren’t even possible on a phone keyboard—this is not correct.

Pete Hegseth just texted me that he’s going to Irish Exit NATO.

If Canada and Mexico are smart they’ll leave the 25% tariffs in place after Trump announces tariff relief tomorrow. When someone gets caught bluffing they get punished. Show the American people the emperor has no clothes.

Traded in our #tesla today for a Hyundai. Feels great. Eat sh*t Elon.

This American church would 100% crucify Jesus.

I can’t get over this cold. Clearly I’m worried there are worms in my brain.

The GOP and Tim Scott rolling back CFPB overdraft protection is truly despicable—the cruelty is the point.

What a let down. Lives will be lost because of Bill Cassidy. The capitulation is astonishing.

big mood

Dems are paralyzed by this moment. IMO we need to accept our institutions are being destroyed and form a new Reform party. Progressive young voters that will aggressively reshape the government before MAGA does. Make this moment advantageous. 90 million people didn’t vote—start there.

Why are reporters not badgering these politicians with follow ups like “what makes someone DEI?” Make them show their racism. That’s all this is.

Thank God we’ve got MTV personality Sean Duffy and Fox News personality Pete Hegseth managing the worst aviation and military disaster in two decades. Meritocracy in action.

REPORTER: Is there an acting FAA director? DUFFY: *walks away* (The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)

How did we let a full blown nazi become the richest man in the world?

Very moving @nhpr.bsky.social interview with a Jan 6er from Keene, NH, who rejected Trump’s pardon and sounds like he has grown tremendously in 4 years. “One thing I did not believe in was change before this experience…And now I believe change is necessary for survival.” www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...

Kid in carpool this morn delivered a devastating, so funny I forgot to laugh. Not sure the other kid will ever recover.

I had intended on turning off the news today. But Elon doing full blown sieg heil is hard to ignore. Dark times.

Just astonishing that people believed TikTok shutting down yesterday was anything more than a coordinated PR stunt with the Trump administration. Nothing to do with any actual laws.

When is it time to show my kids Killer Clowns from Outer Space? I want to really mess them up like me.

Finally got through the #HardFork 100 most iconic technologies of all time podcast with @caseynewton.bsky.social and @kevinroose.com. Uber outranking the lightbulb—nobody could see that coming. 👀

For those who think names don’t matter. When I named my son Quinn Air Jordan I dreaded the name would end up being ironic. But now at age 11 this kid is finally obsessed with basketball. Sometimes actions steer brands, but I like when brands steer actions.

do it.

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids me: that’s literally all i drink

The Harbaugh brothers are brothers?!?!!

Is #elon talking about the film made by two transgender women that questions the reality of living in a constructed identity and the desire to transform into one’s true self? Oh, he must mean a different Matrix.

Wow—who knew there were so many staunch Jaguar brand fans out there?

Wow—who knew there were so many staunch Jaguar brand fans out there?

Who could have seen this coming?

A thing I actually googled this morning: is Dylan Scott a real music artist or A.I. created country music?

This is the energy I’ll be bringing to our incoming apocalyptic hell-scape. Never give up.

This is what I’ll contribute to #bluesky