Crisis Management

Mood:

It's like #BlameCanada, only dumber. Stupid pun, scary truth. #Bots #Zelenskyy #Yandex #Climate #Disinformation

It's no secret that bots have been manufacturing the far right's international ascendancy.

 Are we just going to keep pretending it doesn't matter? As the world literally burns and democracies fail to address the biggest threat human civilization has ever faced? 

#climate #cdnpoli #oligarchy

"Troll farms hide behind proxies, hijacked devices and Western clouds," he wrote on X. "They're still operating." ...He wrote on X. Oh, the irony. #Bots

RELEASE the ANGINE DE POITRINE!!!! #Eurovision #ElbowsUp #CrisisManaged

What you see: "52% back impeachment" What the rest of the world sees: "40% oppose" As if MAGA weren't irreversibly destroying American influence, prosperity, security, health. While lining its pockets with its citizen's wealth No real push back, no strike Hardly bothered, barely in the fight

Sounds about right. That Trump/MAGA should be polling anything above 5% at this point is mind blowing to me. You couldn't install a better saboteur of American supremacy if you tried. If these clowns weren't as utterly inept as they are evil, they'd have been removed by now. Joke's on us.

No one will buy in, but it doesn't matter. You'll have left the party long before the bill comes due. The devastation will only bankrupt the generations that come after you. #CrisisManaged #Trump #Iran #TACO #Climate #Collapse Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; those we deserve.

We were doomed long before ChatGPT.

Of course this got me blocked. The American "resistance" is weekend cosplay. PEOPLE ARE DYING. All over the world. YOUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE IS ON FIRE. "But my health insurance!" "But my job!" "But the mean fat (incompetent) ICE agents!" FIGHT. BACK. Grow a spine. Grow a fucking conscience FFS

THIS ↑ Also: employers are suffering too. This ain't "us v them"; the only "them" are the nihilistic sociopaths driving civilization off a cliff. But where coordination is needed, excuses are found. "We the people of the richest country on earth can't afford to". Not powerless; unwilling.

#Trump #Mueller

Caught my cat being cute, then spotted the reflection of where I've spent the last 1277 days—so I made a thing. #LongCOVID un-awareness hurts. It invalidates an already unbearable reality. COVID is 'no longer a threat', see. So surely, none of this must be happening to me.

"You go from running marathons to barely able to run errands…Suddenly, you can't work, parent, or play. But the world's moved on, as if it weren't even a thing. Research goes underfunded, prevention's the butt of jokes. Welcome to Long COVID — The disease that disables hope." #MedSky #ChronicIllness

Brian Sutterer MD calling out the Golden State Warriors and Kristaps Porzingis for not being upfront about his "mysterious illness" made my year. Cause ALL of us who've been kneecapped by Long COVID know it when we see it. Society pretending this ain't a thing doesn't make it so. #NBA #POTS #Medsky

"I already know that the overwhelming majority of the Jewish public in Israel not only does not mourn but openly rejoices at every Palestinian death, under any circumstances. But I did not imagine that similar bloodlust would accompany the bombing to death of little girls in school uniforms…" #Iran

Not to mention the #ClimateCrisis U-S-A!!! WOOHOO!

Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos. "You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍 #ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged

Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year? Capital Economics called it in 2024. Just one thing left to do now: Make it so.

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To those who say: "I'm still on X because they are on X" A quick reminder: People are still on X because you are on X. #BeTheChange you want to see in the world. The change we desperately need. Please pass it along to your twitter feed.

"De better way" by de Adder

This is everything. As we all continue to cower behind our own self-interest, the world burns. Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.

AMERICA, THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. #TheWayOfTheSandal #ICE #DHS #Fascism #NoKings #Antifa #LetsGoAuntie

What was actually said is that progressives throughout the world DO see the US as a cautionary tale. It's why Poilievre didn't win the Canadian elections. But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.

This got me blocked… Wow. American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives. And then they wonder why things are the way they are. #ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.

This is going to age well. I can already tell. #Montréal #EnsembleMontréal #PolQc

Behold, THIS is how you motivate your troops. #WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also: #GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings #ElbowsUp

Watching the World Series, one thing is clear: North American pro sports REALLY need to up their chanting game. It's not just pathetic, it's downright irritating. Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli) #MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers (We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)

Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that). In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.

Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”

Here's my latest from The Economist. You can learn more about it here: Kaltoons.substack.com #middleeast #peace #Dove #Israel #palestine #cartoon #satire

It's not supposed to help. None of it was ever supposed to help. Calling them out on their hypocrisy does not work, has not worked, WILL NOT WORK. You need to start treating this for what it is: a coup. A dismantling of the commons for the benefit of a kleptocratic few. FIGHT BACK—FFS. #ElbowsUP

Pinheads to the left of me, sadists to the right Here I am—stuck in the middle with you [Arguing with misinformed idiots is all the more exhausting when they're supposed to be allies—when they should know better—and persist in their wrongheadedness. Humanity's in trouble, folks. Deep, dark trouble]

second floor

“Hidalgo spearheaded legislation that constrains her eventual successor from reversing her policies & long-term goals, such as the creation of 55 acres of new green areas by 2040, and requiring at least 65% of any site bigger than 150sq.m remains soil or plants, with no building or paving allowed.”

LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe. OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂

Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK" [May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.] #CrisisManaged

This strip is quite the feet

Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return

Great, now Australia’s gonna have a bunch of sex-crazed, autistic koalas. [Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]

Y'all are trippin'. Establishment Dems are right: You do what the other guys did—copy-paste Because it brought them to power & THAT's the whole point! Only then do you push policies that might save us from imminent collapse…but only if it doesn't mess with your 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 power #CrisisManaged