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This is Not a Burial, It's a Resurrection Between My Legs

Something I wish more people would realize.

For this trend, we turn to Mitski. Where's My Phone? In my pants.

I am both, 1) patting myself on the back for not doing business with any of these bastards, and 2) signal-boosting this so y'all can check and see if you're doing business with any of these bastards yourselves; you have the right to know who helped fund that disgusting ad

Avengers: Doomsday (1976) #Heistoween

It really needs to be emphasized that the woman Vivek is featuring in these videos fled with an accused & indicted child rapist and successfully helped him avoid trial for 20+ years.

Pop culture attention spans stretch very, very thin, so I know we're off of STREET FIGHTER now - except SIKE, we're not, here's my review, and you damn well better read it because I did it for @popheist.com.

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

Honestly, V/H/S/MIXTAPE's "Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance" makes this kind of thing less conceptually far-fetched than it seems on paper.

We will simply never get to the bottom of Elizabeth Holmes but, by God, let’s die trying.

"I'm trying to deliver Jesus from identity theft. Folks who claim to share the faith that I share support these mean-spirited policies that kick people off of their healthcare & take food out of the mouths of hungry children. I don't understand that kind of faith." ~ Sen. Rev. Dr. Raphael Warnock

Seems like as good a day as any to impeach Racist Addled Grandpa Pedo and take him to the retirement home, and by that I mean “prison.“

My goodness, so much of this is so real to me, particularly the press tours aspect, cutting right back to my experiences recently speaking with a certain massively influential and venerated filmmaker during a press tour of their latest, and one of their finest, films.

Hey guys, I’m super low on money (as in I have zero). If you have a few dollars to spare so i can at least avoid overdraft it would help www.paypal.me/JustineAsmith

Do what Brett says! The newsletter is *totally* free. (But also you should become a Pop Heist member, which, yeah, that *isn't* free, but original entertainment journalism produced by independent, worker-owned publications is a frighteningly rare commodity in the 2020s; it's the least you can do.)

Julian is right. About the money. And the bones. But especially the money!

Btw, I do think this means that YIMBY is specifically liberal and not leftist I think a lot of stuff is liberal and not leftist. I broadly agree with the gatekeeping leftists about what leftism is, which is I think what divides me from a lot of people i largely agree with otherwise

I hated, hated, hated, *hated* CRYSTAL LAKE, a pants-on-head stupid appropriation of a mythos that at no point in its existence has needed reimagining. Absolutely appalled that anybody is giving this the time of day. Not even Linda Cardellini is enough to recommend it.

I think frats should be banned from campuses for the same reason I want ICE abolished: I think impunity factories are bad, actually.

As an Andy, I refuse to recognize Harris’ validity as an Andy, and will from here on out refer to him as Plop. With that established, I believe it is incumbent on all of us to vote Republican legislators, including Plop, out of office and ensure they never set foot in it again, fuck this guy.

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Wow you don't fuckin' say, never thought I'd read in the paper that she'd turn out to be an asshole

IRON BOY: ****1/2. A movie that does not necessarily tell us that modernity is evil, but invites us to wonder what is lost when the world becomes hyper-modernized; also a movie about a boy and his bumpy relationship with his father, so of course it worked on me. #IFFBoston

”Sexually transmitted diarrhea“ should not be a news item; it should be the name of an early-era Buttholes Surfer track, chained to the 1980s where such things belong.

this is what is referred to as "Dockxing"

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

Does Netflix have some kind of contract with The Waterboys? Because between BELOW and SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN, that's two series this year that the band's tunes have figured into.