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BREAKING: "No Kings" coalition spokesperson tells MS NOW Meta pulled down its Instagram page. MS NOW is out to Meta for comment and has not yet heard back. @ahylton26.bsky.social reports.

Dear MAGA Rubes... 🚫 🧠 🚫

Meanwhile in CO: Being forced to choose between Michael Allen or Jena Griswold for AG is like being told I’m going to have COVID but this time I can pick my symptoms.

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

A conservative dark money group is running Prop 132 asking voters to put more Coloradans in prison for fentanyl. Is it backed by people who make money off private prisons? Don’t know. It’s dark money.

This is awkward…

The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.

@nytimes.com You may want to have Barrett & Savage reconsider their word choice. Calling Schmitt’s idiotic stunt anything other than “backfiring theatrics” (which is gentle) is embarrassing to them & to the Times.

“Choosin Texas” is the musical equivalent of off-brand white bread.

Just when I thought Fetterman was the worst Dem (barely worse than Polis) I read about Jared Golden who seems to have been MAGA the whole time. Now that he’s campaigning for his buddy Lawler I think he’s being his true self.

While I do agree some regulation is needed I think the “AI is evil” group is guilty of the same “slippery slope” fallacy as the anti gun regulation people. There are a lot of assumptions in both camps for their worst case scenarios to come to fruition.

Nancy Mace wants Lindsay Clancy publicly executed. Says it will send a “warning to women everywhere [that] you don’t kill your kids.” If a woman has gone as far as deciding to kill her kids I doubt this will serve to dissuade her.

LOL Fetterman out there at Trumpapalooza fan-boying the GOP & Trump. What a disingenuous sack of shit. Claims he’ll always be America first. Coulda fooled me. $10 says he runs under the GOP next time if he’s stupid enough to run again.

This is what a real leader says.

Three things: 1) Is Darlene Graham, possibly the least qualified person ever, really going to become a senator? Is she familiar with the job? She’s not familiar with anything else. 2) Anyone heard from Mitch McConnell yet? 3) Dolly Parton forever ❤️

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

REMEMBER: They all knew.

The most vile, disgusting and disrespectful president EVER! SMALL "p" intentional!

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If anything I think the Correspondents Dinner has shown us that Trump is incapable of any form of civil public speech if there isn’t a staged assassination attempt to interrupt him,

Seems like this should be making a bit more noise www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...

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There are always options

Cartoon by @slyngstad.bsky.social. #WhereIsMitch

@govandybeshear.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/jonc... Testing. Testing. Is this thing on? 🎤🎙️

@civic85.bsky.social Anti-Islam? For real?

Harry Enten Names 1 Figure ‘Far More Popular’ Than Trump Among Young Republicans - HuffPost Imagine a Joe Rogan presidency…🫩 Only marginally better than Trump (which isn’t saying much) 🤬🤮

@democrats.org Just an idea; since there is an audio recording of Trump asking the governor of Georgia to “find” him ~1,100 votes back in 2020, maybe it should be played, out loud, during or after his bogus speech tomorrow. Download it on your phones, bring a Bluetooth speaker. Boom

Susie Collins & Lindsey Graham would’ve made a cute couple. Alas, ‘twas not to be. Maybe, when it’s her time, they can meet up. Kind of like one of those “Missed Connections” on Craigslist. Except this would be in Hell.

The GOP’s desperation to stay in power is so pathetic that the entire party is going to go down in history as a bunch of enabling, spineless, cultist, sycophants. Some names will be more prominent than others, but they all will still be remembered as cowards.

Cartoonist: Daniel Goris

Meghan McCain just keeps getting crazier. She used to be a traditional Republican like her father. Trump would frequently insult her dad and while John was still alive she would defend him. Seems like now she’s more interested in defending Trump/Vance. Pathetic.

. D-Day . . . 6-6-1944 ... 💠 👊 💠

Scott Pelley fired from '60 Minutes,' deepening turmoil at CBS News apnews.com/article/cbs-...

www.cnn.com/2026/05/29/p... Curiouser curiouser

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...