Cryptan

Cryptan

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Any time some Republicans would want to grow a spine, it would be nice.

Scott Dworkin@dworkin.bsky.social

In 1864, in the middle of the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln signed a law protecting Yosemite for public use. Trump’s regime has been quietly weighing a plan to hand a strip of it to a private developer. Lincoln saved it. Trump’s Republican Party wants to list it on Zillow.

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Tommy Tuberville pledged in 2020 to donate his Senate salary to Alabama veterans & families. An investigation found no evidence he did. The pledge is worth roughly $1 million. Asked about it, he had staff remove him, then called the media socialists and communists. www.huffpost.com/entry/tommy-...

huffpost.com‘Get Him Out!’ Trump Ally Freaks Out Over Question About Broken Promise To VeteransSen. Tommy Tuberville reportedly ousted a reporter who asked him about a pledge he made to veterans and their families back in 2020.

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The Plot to Enslave America

Walker Bragman@walkerbragman.bsky.social

Musk’s wealth is a threat to democracy—not just in the U.S. but everywhere. He’s probably the greatest threat to the free world today.

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It's only a difference of degree between Bari Weiss actively pursuing the conspiracy theories on X and other reporters passively having their worldview warped by the insanities they're exposed to there

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Of course Bari Weiss has pushed CBS reporters to pursue the James Talarico was in a mental hospital and Abdul El-Sayed is tied to the Muslim Brotherhoid stories. Of course she has. www.semafor.com/article/10/1...

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So, a Black woman who is one of the most qualified people to ever serve on the Supreme Court is a "DEI hire" but a white woman who can't read was hired to be press secretary based on 'merit'??????

My dad first got me to go on a roller coaster (Rye Playland) by pointing at the people getting off of it and saying, “Look, none of them got hurt, right??”

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Two points I want to make about this: 1. Democrats should immediately threaten to deport Elon Musk and Melania Trump for *actual* immigration fraud once they retake power. Don't @ me about how we're not like them. Do politics. Make the threat. Force Republicans to react and defend their decision.

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Right-wing online influencers: We can't prove Talarico *didn't* go to a rehab in Ohio NYT: We can, we saw video proof WSJ: Speaking of, we saw video of Paxton partying at the Burj Khalifa with his girlfriend and two men under federal indictment for fraud, one of whom donated to Paxton's campaign

More damaging revelations about Ken Paxton: A previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration where Paxton partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife on.wsj.com/4yKLe4d

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Ilhan Omar@ilhanmn.bsky.social

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Watching MNF. Just saw a commercial for the idiot running against Hochul, talking about “safer communities”, etc. This year is on track to have the fewest homicides in NYC since they started keeping records. Fuck off, Blakeman. 🖕

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So, a Trump supporter told me that, “nobody gives a sh*t” about Indigenous Peoples Day. Please, tell me, do you care about Indigenous Peoples Day?

I can’t think of how the Orange Order could have come out of this looking worse. Thirty-five bigots who wanted to revive the intimidation marches got 15,000 people blocking them with songs of peace and hope. Worldwide attention and near-universal condemnation. And then their permit gets yanked. 🤣

I have this fantasy that, after Democrats regain control of Congress, Republicans will realize that they don’t need to be afraid anymore and will join with Dems in impeaching and convicting Twitler. I know, I know. But it still feels nice.

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Shit! 😳 Let’s make this nationwide.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA): "At this point in time in 2022, a little over 200,000 Virginians had voted. At this point in time in 2026, approximately 450,000 Virginians have voted early."

Three red states are about to be hit by a Cat3 hurricane less than a month before the midterms. So southerners will get an opportunity to see how well FEMA and their red state governments respond to their needs. Good luck, folks.

Totally normal. Something something what about Obama. Fuck everyone who ever voted for him.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Trump: You wanna see trauma? I said it the other day. Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles.

I’m old enough to remember when Rush Limbaugh attacked Clinton for using missile strikes against Al Qaeda to distract from the Lewinsky scandal.

Jonathan Lemire@jonlemire.bsky.social

NEW - EXCLU - Trump has considered reigniting the war against Iran after the midterms But now the White House told the Pentagon to draw up plans for a strike *before* Election Day Trump allies hope it could provide GOP with a boost. No final call yet www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...