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At work I’m exposed to a ton of right-wingers I’d never talk to out of work, it’s a fascinating glimpse into the conservative mindset

🧙 NEW VIDEO! I DO STILL MAKE THINGS! 🌌 In Reality Fracture, @magic.wizards.com tackles the topic of alternate reality. What does this set say about choice, suffering, & the market of art? Click below to find out: youtu.be/sc0wvKi9HLw

The designers behind your favorite games are uniting for a very special cause! Learn all about the upcoming stream in support of @translifeline.org coming to twitch.tv/magic 10AM Pacific this Saturday: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

You know the rules folks. One big union win = one Spice8Rack video. See you in a few days 😘

I’m beginning to believe Brawl is the worst MTG format ever created.

Eating a cucumber while listening to a dude ramble about Christianity, while also being constantly interrupted

Crazy new 4 card combo I found for Magic the gathering #MTGFracture

🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:

“Antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine of fascism. It's one of the oldest bigotries that has caused those of the Jewish faith a tremendous amount of pain. From pogroms to the Holocaust, Jews have always been singled out by those in power …

Went to Iceland and I realized I like the way the gray is coming in

Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth

El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"

Beautiful sunset at Schaumburg Town Square

Behold, my daughter!

MTG DISCORD PSA: I've NOT been hacked BUT many in the MTG space are getting odd links from trusted accounts asking them to "jump on a call" to talk about a project they're working on with friends. If any of my accounts DM you like that: it is a SCAM! NO ONE wants to work on ANYTHING with me!

Unexpected reference thanks to @maklelan.bsky.social also featuring my bookmark

We’re chillmaxxing

I don’t understand the current design plans in Magic. Dying on turn 5 after interacting twice isn’t fun or interesting. Playing Standard feels like playing Modern, Modern feels like Legacy, and nobody plays Legacy anyway

Me and the bf after crepes

Goodnight whores Goodnight sluts Goodnight girls who like it in their butts

A rare sighting of @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social at MKE Pride

Tomatillo did nothing wrong.

#WOTCStaff needs to address this

This rules.

The voters of NY-10 have a big choice to make — between one candidate who will always defend your civil liberties, and another who’s sacrificed your privacy to expand the surveillance state.

The Libs freaking out about Platner are adorable. This is the guy we’re stuck with, stop bitching and do something. Fucking children.

My turn 3: play Stock Up Their turn 3: Attack for 55 Standard Magic: the Gathering is gonna single-handedly make me quit playing Magic

She’s helping us sort our Magic cards.

If you’re a huge fan of dying on turn 4, play Standard, Magic: the Gathering’s worst format. Thanks again WOTC

I got to hold her for the first time today.

You love to see it.

Wildflower walk with the boyfriend

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

We gonna draft

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

Gotta love Arena for allowing me to introduce my opponents to Library of Alexandria I can’t believe someone passed it to me 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

never make fun of someone who hasn't heard of something cool. you get to introduce them to a movie or an album that will change their aesthetic perspective. don't get so excited to act cool that you forget to actually be cool for once

This is a Hegseth style terroristic act.

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

This is the face of a girl with poop stuck to her butt that she used to put cursed stamps all around the kitchen and living room floors

I’m relatively sure my Christian fanatic coworker wants to kill me. If he kills me, politicize the hell out of my death

We must solve the world’s problems so we can spend more time appreciating that boobs exist.

We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court. That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits. Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.

She’s cool AF