C.Synthare

If you believe Democrats and Republicans are the same and that voting doesn't matter, please do me a favor and wear that statement on an asbestos pin so I don't waste my piss if I see you on fire.

Wait, you didn't immediately clock this?

One human impulse that has done far more damage than most people give it credit for is the human need for things to be SIMPLE. The discourse around "You Can See Everything" has really drilled that home for me.

Anyone who comes out of "You Can See Everything" talking about how Holmes is some kind of master manipulator missed the point of the movie by a mile.

If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

Age yourself with a childhood crush

True Summary - This best place to network is just in friend groups you are comfortable, and not in "networking events"

We pray the massive Amherst firefly stays safely in the enclosure made for it.

I swear to fucking God, if you don't want her to win, just support and vote for someone else in the primary. If I start hearing about "fixed" or "conspiracy" I'm walking into your DSA meeting with a jumbo sized can of silly string.

Glad to see this person is still an idiot.

I wish I had the spare energy to get angry about this. Unfortunately it's like #27 on my things that keep me up seething list.

If you meet a Catholic who is surprised by this they haven't been a Catholic for very long.

Jesus Christ I just woke up.....

I win.

I see no differences between the waffle house index in the south and the northeasterner experience of slight panic when the bread aisle is picked over.

Honestly, go on eBay, buy an old Dell desktop with HDMI out and a Bluetooth adapter if necessary and install whatever the hell you want on it.

Jesus Christ, is anything happy happening anywhere at all?

Fuck, I'll say it. Courtney Love is the best rock front woman of the 90's and you can make a hard to argue case that she is the best rock front woman of all time.

There is a much better universe where Vectrex dominated Atari, Intellivision and Colecovision and Vector graphics became the standard for video gaming instead of sprites.

This is one of the great Rosetta stones of modern reality, along with JT Sexkik's "Waifuism and You" and Contrapoints' "ENVY".

How I arrived on Bluesky:

I am amazed by how pro-Palestinian activists have one of the most sympathetic causes in the world and yet regularly manage to make their cause and themselves seem completely unlikable.

And then he shot himself.

If they carry out the sentence, but the person survives, does that mean they have completed their sentence and can go free?

There....was a good one. You made a good one. What was it, an accident?

Honestly, I can't make myself care about someone using AI to make some dumb shit anymore. There is infinitely more important things to care about currently.

A peanut butter sandwich with either grape jelly, strawberry preserves or apple butter.

If you don't vote I hate you. Personally. Think of all the people who were blocked from voting for generations due to their race or gender. How fucking dare you not vote, you worthless fuck.

Yeah, and now we know that hill definitely wasn't that bad now that we're past it and we know how high it really was.

Time for a rent-lowering gunshot: The rise of antisemitism on the left and the right plays right into the hands of Likud because it proves their point that "Jews can only be safe in Israel, so you must come here and must defend this land, because no one else will defend you."

This is insane.

WHO THE FUCK ARE "THE WALKMEN".

Wait, what?

Wait. This is a put on, right? Like some ai caricture or a puppet like on Spitting Image? This can't be what he actually looks like, right?

Let's be honest. His first impulse was "Trump Intelligence".

How the hell did this moron even swim in the right direction? www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...