The Crone of the 4th District

The Crone of the 4th District

@the-swampwitch.bsky.social

Iowan. Democrat. Atheist. Retired Professional Underachiever. I block terfs, purebloods, incels, nazis, tradwives, christofascists, cryptoshits, white nationalists, Third Way, PSA, TYT, and little pepe-frog fucks. No DM's. NO MONEY REQUESTS. She/Her

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Mom would take us trick-or-treating and Dad stayed home to give out candy. He HATED it. So when I was 10 he offered me $20 if I'd stay home and answer the door. $20 was an absolute fortune for a 10 year old in 1970. He raised it every year so the last Halloween before I went to college I got $75.

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Replying to @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social

I'll keep posting until you answer. Why did you use a picture of a gay congresswoman pressuring Pam Bondi over her failure to release the Epstein files as your example of "extremism" on the Dem side? Is being LGBTQ or wanting justice for Epstein's victims "extreme" to you? bsky.app/profile/erin...

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Another evil layer to this ad from Josh Turek: When he turns to say "stop the nonsense from both extremes," he opens with a clip of Rep. Becca Balint, the first openly gay woman to represent Vermont in congress and one of the few openly gay members of congress.

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It’s really too bad that this poor man doesn’t have anyone in his life who cares enough about him to tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We didn't start the war with Iran. Iran started the war with us."

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The vile attacks on Amy Acton need to be seen in the context of a party that *needs* people to believe women fabricating sexual assaults is common as rainwater. Because it’s pretty much the only way to evade the conclusion that the president is a rapist.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

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Replying to @georgetakei.bsky.social

Nice tribute, thanks for that. He did great work as Chekov and I loved reading Chekov’s Enterprise when I was a kid, but his best work was portraying Mr. Bester on Babylon 5. He was really proud of that role and he should have been - a complex villain you loved to hate. Be seeing you, Walter.

Walter Koenig has passed away at 90. He was a very good actor, equally at home playing the very sweet Ensign Chekov on Star Trek, and the slimiest slimeball who ever slimed Bester on Babylon 5. I've been a fan since I was 5 years old. I take solace in knowing he is star stuff now.

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My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

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Replying to @theguardian.com

This. Is. A. Crime. If I had accessed Georgia voter data, the GBI would be at my house with a pair of silver bracelets. Why isn't Dario Amodeo on down not being hauled in before a judge? AI agents can't do this on their own. They are being prompted by humans. Arrest the humans!

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Thank you to everyone we met in Council Bluffs for the warm welcome and great conversations! We also had the chance to connect with volunteers by phone and thank them for the important work they’re doing to get this campaign across the finish line.

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Eric Bauza was the People's Bugs Bunny, he fought tirelessly to get Coyote vs. Acme released, he was on the front lines of strikes supporting writers and actors, this is a huge loss

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I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

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Ask your doctor if Schadenfreude™ may be right for you.

Patrick Wyman@patrickwyman.bsky.social

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

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Replying to @lebassett.bsky.social

Despite the transportation (and other kinds of) election sabotage by the right today, it is very much looking like Lula is going to pull this off anyway and win

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I am so bone-tired of white people - which is awkward because I *am* white people. Also, we will see this lad in the World Cup in 20 years.

They called the cops on this 3-year-old Black boy because he was kickin the white kids' ass on the soccer field.

Hay Iowa kids! Disgusted by Josh Turek's anti-trans ad? Wondering how Turek could have beaten the excellent Zach Wahls in the Iowa primary? Look no further than everyone's favorite Dem milquetoast Chuckie Schumer! bsky.app/profile/leve...

The Lever@levernews.com

Chuck Schumer said he was staying out of Iowa’s Democratic Senate primary. But new filings tell a different story: Schumer-aligned money and a billionaire-backed dark money machine are quietly boosting moderate Josh Turek over progressive Zach Wahls.

This guy here. He waits until AFTER Obama cuts a commercial with him to air this ad. Then says an Obama endorsement doesn't mean much. Now he's hiding every post condemning this ad on his Bluesky account. Democrats are supposed to leave no one behind. Slightly better than Hinson is still shitty.

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

I got up early the day early voting started in Iowa so I could be first in line at the courthouse to vote. I voted Democratic up and down the ballot, including for Turek. THEN he runs this despicable ad. Been voting for 48 years and for the first time in my life my vote has made me feel unclean.

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Lots to chew on in this by @shanegoldmacher.bsky.social and Beth Reinhard, such as: "Mr. Lahn cast an Iowa ballot in the 2024 general election. But voting records that have not previously been reported show he requested that his ballot be mailed to him—in Kansas." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/u...

nytimes.comAn Iowa Republican’s Unusual Connection to the Kochs (and Kansas) (Gift Article)In his campaign for governor, Zach Lahn has pitched himself as a self-made businessman. His backstory is more complicated.

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The question is "Would this guy vote against a hypothetical SCOTUS nominee who agreed with the three sitting liberal Justices that trans bans in sports violate the 14th Amendment," and based on this ad I can't say that the answer is "no," and that is completely unacceptable.

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

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this is very bad with democrats like this, who needs etc.

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

Today I'm sad. I've unfollowed Comic Sands, though I dearly love our Uncle George. But I can't take another post/article that supports and touts Piers Morgan as some sort of voice of reason. He's a dirtbag from way back. There's reasons why that meme of Morgan giving Trump a rim job exists.

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If they weren’t committing crimes, they wouldn’t need pardons. This isn’t an administration. It’s a criminal conspiracy. 

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

Trump White House attorneys are evaluating whether to issue mass pardons to junior staffers — as Trump allies press the administration to protect lower-ranked officials from prosecution and other legal challenges, according to two sources familiar with the conversations.

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SCOOP: Spokesperson for Sen. Ron Wyden told me he is investigating 2 for-profit companies running new ICE facility for unaccompanied children set to open in Louisiana. LaSalle Corrections and 'humanitarian response' firm Anovaeon LLC are facing Wyden's scrutiny. www.thequeenzone.com/scoop-top-se...

thequeenzone.comSCOOP: Top Senate Dem Investigating Companies Running New ICE Facility for KidsU.S. Senator Ron Wyden (D-Ore), Ranking Member of the Senate Finance Committee, is investigating two for-profit companies contracted to run a new ICE facility for unaccompanied children about to open ...

Trump is a venal, selfish, amoral pile of orange goo. He cares about his underlings about as much as he cares about the American people. What he'll really do is give himself a blanket pardon and leave everyone else twisting in the wind.

Jeff Stein@jeffstein.bsky.social

Scoop: White House lawyers are weighing preemptive mass pardons for junior staff, sources says Under discussion: Pardoning everyone involved in deportation, war, or trade policy www.washingtonsun.com/whitehouse/w...

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Paul Pate just got caught accepting an illegal contribution from one of the most corrupt politicians in the country. We need folks in office who are serious about serving with honor and integrity, not cozying up with corrupt politicians.

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Hey, #IA02, can we not elect this dip💩 Maybe if Mar-a-lago Joe spent some time in Iowa, he would know about our world famous bike ride across the state. ragbrai.com

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Joe Mitchell: "Thank God you're building the ballroom. Thank God you're getting rid of those awful bike lanes. We don't ride bicycles in Iowa."

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Replying to @raygunsite.com

Tell us you never learned how to ride a bike without telling us you never learned how to ride a bike... #raygun

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The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

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This is what happens when you ask a rapist to denounce another rapist. 

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

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😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?