ᓚᘏᗢ Philip Cummington

this is Keith Keith prefers when people avoid talking about themselves in a cruel tone in their internal monologue Keith likes the vibes around here and thinks you have a fun sense of style

*notices yer bulge*

i love big penises and i am very excited for the day anyone who wants a big penis can just take a pill and grow the big penis and the people who were born with big penis will pout for a week or two before they realize now they get to play with way more big penis and they will chill the fuck out

none of my neighbors ever throw anything away they just leave it on the corner of the street with a little sign that says "free :)"

Crepuscurious: Feeling an inexplicable pull to investigate, tinker, or start something new as evening falls. It’s the restless, wondering mood that comes over you at dusk.

Is this your first day listening to music?

"at least it's not ai art"

trying to act normal when they click "unfollow"

I’m not making purple pish this Halloween I’m not in the mood for champagne

Me, to Claude Code: “I have a friend coming over. Modify Pac-Man to support a horizontal display with two player co-op, where player 2 is Ms. Pac-Man. Make one button be a speed boost. My Mistercade cabinet is at 192.168.1.102” Claude, two hours later: “The game is loaded up and ready to play”

yelling at a stranger to stop using ai is exactly the same thing as crotchety miserable boomers telling everyone to pull up their pants and drink water from the hose, it is the sign of a witless and unlikeable jackass

I smell like cake and half of it is the cologne I put on earlier and the other half of it is the cake I just ate and I guess smeared all over my body

explain to me why you hate ai art without making yourself sound like a blubbering incoherent baby challenge

Whining about somebody else’s comic because they didn’t use your favorite pencil, on the other hand, is clearly some important work

i mean, you are hoarding it. that's why you whine and complain anytime someone makes a piece of art using the tech you don't like.

okay the pistachio cologne is a yes

Question: Where can I put my art where it will be visible but safe from ai? Answer: Put it on your refrigerator and you can look at it every day.

congrats we invented a doctor that actually listens to you

this is basically what i'm hoping will happen every time i drop into a random conversation and make it about my ai art. it hasn't worked yet, but i keep trying.

i asked google about that old trick where you buy some cheap vodka and run it through a water filter a half dozen times and google's ai is like bro you are an adult just go buy some mid range vodka and move on to the next station

they need to put a fox in deadlock so i can actually have a reason to want to play it

happy Meet Cute Fallout Day 2026

i still think they should give her the Nobel Peace Prize you gotta admit it would be very funny

I can’t think of any other websites to ask you to visit all of my stuff is already here

Oh my god how will we live with ourselves

"Reynard the Fox" 🎨 Joseph Wolf (c 1850) #spooktober

The upgrade system in Deadlock really captures the thrill of leafing through a book of coupons trying to find the best deal

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The ai haters actually would prefer if you let the entire internet crumble than ever use an ai to patch a vulnerability. Not because they know a goddam thing about computers, they just tragically hate being wrong as much as they hate taking in new information

Amazing how quickly we went from "oh no LLMs are going to flood the Internet with insecure code" to "oh no LLMs have discovered the internet was already flooded with insecure code"

So… less than one hundred?

the people who name birds are wild. a birdwatcher could point to any random spot in a tree and shout "that's a rare blue-breasted cocksmoker!" and i couldn't call them on any of it i would just have to take their word for it

i've watched this clip over a hundred times and i can confidently say that 0.90x playback speed is the correct setting for this video

bunnies and horses are my favorite fursonas and i think it has something to do with the reliable presence of a cute butt

Topkapi was a good movie, really glad Claude recommended it

i like how attie's naming conventions for website urls makes them sound like the portal combinations for the gates inside the MMO from the dot hack series

i feel like Backrooms is a really spooky concept if you're absolutely terrified of having to sit with your thoughts for five minutes without a smart device to distract you

all of the “I hate ai so much I’m going back to twitter” posts that I saw looked fake as fuck and I will be dismissing the entire thing as astroturf, and a weak example of it

It really maketh thee to thynke.

Torvalds always such a G

You’re allowed to make fun of Tucker Carlson just please don’t let me find out the only time you ever made fun of Tucker Carlson is when he said something objectively true about horses

the basil cologne smells like basil for about five seconds and then it smells like black licorice. normally i would be disappointed but it is probably a very witchy fragrance for this time of year, maybe it will grow on me

you can tell when red bull doesn't actually feel confident about their flavors because they'll panic and throw "berry" in right at the last minute