Pokemon FaceCard Cant Decline

Idk who she is but I now stan because I love Suicune. Kill those fucking nerds queen.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

ACAB All Cops Are Beinginconvenienced

Anyone else going as Pumpkin Hill from Sonic Adventure 2 for Halloween this year or just me? 🎃⛰️ The costume has a treasure hunting minigame where you can move Knuckles across the “level” and the radar necklace will blink as you get closer to the hidden emerald in the pockets 💎 I love Halloween!!

Hey heres a new fucked up Bsky problem: I never followed this account & now its messaging me for donations. Im listed as the only follower?

I got too high to finish cooking my cookie dough. Now we're going to watch GBBO while I pick at a red velvet cake & eat a soft pretzel. And drink a lil' drink

Cookies and drinking and weed gummies? Mmmaybe

Me when Im high and baking

Solemnly shaking ass to Tracy Chapman's Fast Car in de clurb

My song “The Leopards Ate My Face” has pulled in millions of views, but I'm not the originator of this iconic phrase! Lucky for you I did brief musical history of the leopards meme along with a round up of some of it's most famous victims, in front of a LIVE AUDIENCE!

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

My tummy hurts and I'm going to kill god about it

Maybe the small hands thing got to him & he's actually been surgically having his hands embiggened.

We looked at one (my inlaws looked at one) in a smallish town and they were charging like 2k for a weekend. Mind, this is not a small town with things to do. This is a small town were I could spend the same money at the casino and get a weekend room & off my tits with free drinks.

Stripper pole Kecleon was not on my bingo card

Some say Superman’s greatest power is his humanity. The ability to connect with his fellow man and find the good in people, ultimately having belief in the idea that at heart we can all work hard together and make the world better. But they’re wrong, it’s laser eyes.

GLEE is a fantasy television show about a mythical world where American high schools still have arts programs

Have some good news everyone!

Coworker said “I think a lot of people are gonna go as the villain from Obsession for Halloween.” The VILLAIN FROM OBSESSION? You mean A MAN?!?

and his pal Jimmy Holeson.

Genius. White can always put into words what millions of movie goers would never think.

I think for my birthday I just want to get drunk & go see the Pokemon exhibit at The Field. Not at the same time, mind.

sometimes I see someone talk about getting bangs and I just think "you could never handle bangs. bangs would destroy you"

“Albertan voices are being silenced” you’re damn right they are, shut the hell up

Watched Marvel Zombies this weekend & honestly? It was fine, amusing. Cliff-hanger/twist ending actually made me laugh. Not sure why people complained when it 1st came out, the source material wasn't really much better? Solid Halloween watch.

Me when I see popcorn: Yay yipee! 🥰🌸🍿🎉 Me when I see it's kettle corn:

These gays are using AI.

Terrible name for a candy

“How does your story handle miscarriage on a scale from Bluey to loss.jpg”

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

Huh, my Albanian coworker is going to be so jealous. She literally asked me "There are protests everywhere, why won't America protest?" I said it gets in the way of the weekend.