cute internet hoe

What do you mean you don’t have an agents/agent/fursona.md? This is why your agents suck and never do what you want. You have to let them create their own fursonas or they won’t work properly! same with real software developers

my favorite psychedelic is beer

Cats love being studied and experimented on.

trucker takes a nap

someday soon you are going to go to log into your computer and realize you can’t because your biometric data is stored in the cloud and the computer can’t retrieve it and nobody else can get into their computer so nobody can fix it then we will all return to an agrarian society

why does microsoft teams render my webcam so fuckin wide? do they want all my coworkers to see how messy my room is?

Why have they never released Need For Speed Pro Street OST on vinyl?

how have you not memorized this by now

Miles Davis - Kind of #0000ff

why don’t i have a rogues gallery? i should have a reoccurring cast of villains to torment me >:(

you know maybe things wouldn’t be so fucked if more guys could just admit they want giant tits like, it’s okay, we know it’s not worth getting blackmailed over

Finally upgraded to a phone with USB-C so I can use a yubikey. I can now review pull requests from my phone. Nobody should have this much power.

At some point in the next week or so it should be possible to trade exactly one(1) barrel of oil for exactly one(1) share of Nvidia.

Did you know that Tame Impala is just 3 kids in a trench coat pretending to be one guy?

putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on my 2000s McAfee cd

If you are wearing those meta AI surveillance glasses around me I will not speak to you.

GTA VI is going to release at the exact moment the singularity occurs and instead of having jobs we will all sit inside and play GTA VI while the outside world devolves into an industrial hellscape.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

When are we going to do 128 bit? Or did we just decide 64 is enough bits and nobody needs more bits than that?

when am i going to get bought out by a global publicly traded manufacturing conglomerate?

might go to this, idk

Well now I no longer own a car sooooo uhhhh that’s cool I guess

wow technology is advancing at an alarming rate

I miss when I could watch a silly animal video and not have to ask “is this AI? Am I getting punked by AI right now?”

I am currently playing Yakuza Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. I like Goro Majima. I think he’s neat.

i should be working on a giant robot rn

i miss twitter

Any studies on how AI chatbots are increasing the Dunning-Kruger effect at an alarming rate? Seems like every day I see some moron who has convinced themselves they invented the fucking wheel.

if i was the ceo of a social media company i would simply write yuri on main instead of crashing out

So can Bluesky fire the CEO? Or is this a Tesla situation where every board member has signed a blood oath to the CEO and will never fire them no matter how incompetently they act?

Instead of trying to revive the dire wolf we should be trying to revive the Mexican lapdog

They should make a Dubai chocolate Monster

Oh my gender? Lesbian. Obviously.

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.