Ceezee

"You got any games on your phone"

at the end of the day Im just a wolf they taught to vape

Remembering the time me and my diabetic buddy drank a shitty gay bar’s entire stock of fireball and he almost died. before that he wandered off into the woods at a carwash because he threw up all over the side of the car we were in and I wanted to wash it before going home. This story doesnt go[...]

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average pit at 9pm on a tuesday

Gatekeeping is good, I will die on this hill

slow-mo dive into that bush call me max payne the way she got me reachin for the perc 30

action slide into that pussy like jack reacher

Plessia for @lovethrupoke.bsky.social I ADORE HERR

how i look at people who ask me to stop vaping on their baby

more salt :)

It colg :(

Sex and gender and mechsploitation: You get to pick which parts apply to which...

Hello gamers.

Live your life in such a way that a cloudflare outage is, at worst, a mild inconvenience

throat so good got me actin infirmed

Silver Deadlock if Valve was Based (Latina)

Lets roll the dice, gamers

I schizopost to keep the rent low

I feel like society mostly moved on from ghosts. Like cryptids have been the thing for a while. I think this is because people are scared to go outside.

Aima carmilla

One metal magazine of the 90s actually coined the phrase "Hetfield Effect" to describe the tendency of rockers to switch from "anti-war / anti-establishment" to "patriotic / conservative" pretty much the second they passed draft age

Robert Kraft's strongest soldier

I didn't even see the James Hetfield news I just never miss an opportunity to slander Metallica

Goblins are not monster girls. Yall turned them into short elves.

nefarious forces (partner) are threatening to deprive me of my battle-earned gifts (wash my battle vest)

Dr. Hiney-Penis, MD

My partners get me to open stuff for them. Jars and tamper proof seals and the like. I just use tools. Im the designated tool user. I know how the inventor of inventions felt now

Imagining a guy and not getting mad at him. He has agreeable opinions on everything and conveys them in a way that is both considerate and informative

btw, a little tip for anyone who takes issue with my estimation of commander: "but what if people like playing commander?" is not a good argument. it does not address any of the criticisms i presented. *I* liked playing commander. i still posit that it's actively bad for MTG as a game.

"windows is fine just run these scripts"

its that time again

When Teenage Engineering jacked up their prices and gentrified the noise table everyone should have stopped paying attention to them

When the main riff comes back heavier and slower