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My birthday is in a month and I want more than anything to have a Switch 2. I have limited power most of the year, and can't play a lot of console games, and I'd really like to be able to play newer stuff. If you wanna donate for my birthday, I'd love that. CashApp ironicmind13 Venmo DabiW

emergency i really need help and eyes towards this. my rent is coming up in 5 days and I may need to change my ED level of care PLS HELP paypal: livinginjeopardy(at)gmail cashapp: $livinginjeopardy venmo: blissbella512 GFM: gofund.me/f84399083 ko-fi: livinginjeopardy music: bellabliss.bandcamp.com

This lavender rose Earl Grey is delightful

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

I bet a lobotomy would go so hard right now

But did anyone even ask if I wanted to be one of those Wall-E humans? Gimme my chair and slurpee ffs

Used to be you could log onto the Internet and see a handcrafted, artisan post about foreskin. We used to be a proper social media

I think the success of Joe Rogan just shows how much everyone underestimated the power of listening to a stoner talk about aliens and shit

Honey, what's wrong, you've barely touched your Swinger Pops and Sarah's husband?

perfect, no notes

I used to play in a bucket with a water hose as a baby, true story

Wesley Snipes is so bad ass in Blade because he’s not acting. He still hunts vampires on the weekends.

Fuck Dan Patrick. All my homies hate Dan Patrick

white boy evolving like an evil pokemon

Turns out the secret alchemy to turning lead into gold is actually just human bodies

The video games industry works by laying off employees. Any video games produced are only an incidental side-effect

The Child Who If Anything Should’ve Been More Fucking Grateful For Omelas And Voted With A Smile

Getting stoned and watching an hour of political ads like A Clockwork Orange

In retrospect, telling a country whose main export is gallows humor that this technology will destroy humans may not have been the right message

Me, after cleaning the hair brush: "here you go babe, I made you a tiny felt potato with my hair"

Every day someone asks me if we offer a discount at work, the first thought that runs through my mind is "buddy, they don't even let me fuck the discounts"

Okay but real talk, I was stuck in the middle of a dog fight and had to people's elbow one to get it to let go of the other. I'm fairly confident I would at least go to Valhalla fighting a tiger.

2026 is the year of Linux desktop??

I think the success of Joe Rogan just shows how much everyone underestimated the power of listening to a stoner talk about aliens and shit

Hammer and sickle, but it's a dab rig and vibrator

add "between my legs" to a movie title "Don't Look Up Between My Legs"

holy freaking shitballs. matt yglesias just posted something stupid somewhere else on the internet?!

Pretend I did that like for music taste posts but it's all just Pink Floyd

ladies, is your programming - a field dominated by rich white men - driven by fashion trends - practiced as a demonstration of status - funded by vanity projects for failsons - filled with queers trying and failing to break even that's art, sorry

Used to be you could log onto the Internet and see a handcrafted, artisan post about foreskin. We used to be a proper social media

People act like the internet reflects real life, and then you go on TikTok and see trends like "let's all party in Ibiza." Yea, that's totally something everyone is doing.

*nods* Star Trek: Terms of Service

Press Secretary Nicki Minaj is pretty much the limit of my "it is what it is"

katie forgot the word leprechaun today and instead called them "tiny irish gnomes"