Johnny 9 Toes is Never Dull

Speak from the heart often. It proves you have one.

So….if the US Gov can’t fund their oil war in Iran, and they need to send $$ to help the farmers, and US national debt is trending past $40,000,000,000.00; how is the turnip planning to “pay” those who expose voter election fraud and abuse $1M? Asking for the 230M Americans who still care…

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title “Ain’t that a shame in my pants”

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title. “I can’t stand losing you in my pants”

Kramer vs Kramer for tax purposes

Little Children for tax purposes

We need to Talk About Kevin for tax purposes

Young enough to be looking around the clinic waiting room thinking, “man…everyone here is really old”, and old enough to realize most of these people are my age or just slightly older, is a weird juxtaposition.

Good morning to everyone, except those who have to wake up and think “how can I be an asshole today” like Megyn Kelly or Jesse Watters.

Sat down this am for my morning coffee, and read that My Chemical Romance’s “The Black Parade” is celebrating its 20th anniversary, and I wiped my eyes, set my coffee down, grabbed my cane and hitched the covered wagon to the horse and rode into town for some work. 🙄😞 #aginggracefully

FML, in a year of terrible news, this one also sucks. NFG has been a longtime fav of mine. RIP Chad Gilbert www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

Just finished watching the Packers v Jets and I must say, I haven’t seen that many professionals gathered together in one spot, show less interest and enthusiasm for doing their job, since the convening of the 119th Congress.

This. Right. Here.

Came across this oldie from ‘21. Not much has changed.

Look, God…Ma’am…if things happen in threes, let’s do that? Just saying…

Wait…wut?! WTAF.

Congratulating Don Trump today, for once again achieving something no other US President has achieved: getting your ass thoroughly kicked by Iran. Well done, Lord Fatwad.

Nice soft August rain and the new patio cover appears to be working well. 😊

Blanch’s confirmation officially means the US is a banana republic now. 2.5 months to get our shit straight, or the average American is well and truly f@&cked.

Today would be a good day for Rand Paul to pick up some cyclospora from his Congressional cafeteria salad.

I will henceforth, be referring to our so-called “leader” as Lord Fatwad. No apologies.

This is life-giving stuff.

Serious question: between Doge, Hegseth, Patel, DOAg, and the regime’s other cronies, eliminating 300,000+ Federal and military positions (and more every day) what are those people currently doing? Retired? Private Sector?

Let's hear it for President Dealmaker, who negotiated and signed USMCA (calling it the “best and most important trade deal ever made"), then ran against it, won, and breached it while asking "who would ever sign a thing like this?' from the same desk where he signed it, and now won't renew it.

Trump is really spiraling. Apparently the regime has set up a 24 hour live security feed at various monuments and Trump properties so we can observe antifa vandalism. They are calling the channel Algae-Za TV

Having travelled today, I’m pleased to report, that Sec. Duffy’s suggestion that we all dress more ‘appropriately’ to help improve the airline experience, has been met with the appropriate level of public contempt and disdain.

This. 👇👇👇👇

Democrats should ensure that voters hear this so much it haunts their dreams this fall.

The MAHA agenda is working out great. Make everything - especially meat - so expensive that all we can afford is rice and beans. Throw in another pandemic and we can add diareutics like Ivermectin to our diet and really lose weight. God bless an effective sanitary sewer system. 🙄 Winning!!

Light travels faster than sound. Scientific fact. It's also why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak.

I have reached that magical age and level of obtuseness, where I was surprised to learn: a show titled “DTF St. Louis” was not at all about a branch of Drug, Tobacco and Firearms law enforcement. #Fail #aginggracefully

Truth.

Why aren’t Republicans demanding investigations into the numerous sexual assault allegations that have been made against Trump?

Great point!!

NPR is reporting that Oklahoma governor Stitt met with Trump to discuss Mullin's replacement. That's how much control Trump has over Congress that Stitt needs Trump's agreement before appointing someone. That is not how the Constitution works. NOT. AT. ALL.

Prove it Senator. Give away everything and live on minimum wage for a month. See how smart you are with your extensive money management skills.

To my friends and family with people you love currently serving overseas; my heart, fears and hopes are with you all. ❤️☮️😔

Trump ending the Ukraine war is now behind schedule by 394 days.

Ron Johnson is an animatronic turd.

What?! I heard Bad Bunny played the Super Bowl halftime show, and the neither the world nor the country collapsed. #shocking

Fascinating graph. Shows that manufacturing employment went up like a rocket under Biden and is crashing back to earth under Trump. www.wsj.com/economy/u-s-...

RIP Catherine O’Hara. Your humor and light will be missed. 😢 youtu.be/jVojhvifruk

That’s well and good and necessary. I want Jonathon Ross. Keith Porter’s murder and the Pretti execution six charged and prosecuted.

The entire Jen Psaki interview with @wesburdine.bsky.social from last night lives here in 2 parts. @jenpsaki.bsky.social opens and contextualizes the segment by noting the Kansas City Current sticker on Renee Good's car and goes into the connection of soccer in the broader Twin Cities region (1/2)

Huh, the RW apologists who screamed last September “No one deserves to be murdered” sound awfully hypocritical today.

All regime mouthpieces who have lied about the murder of VA nurse Alex Pretti must resign immediately. All DHS officials and agents involved must be prosecuted.

WTAF?