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Better than yours

Kickoff time for all future Penn State home games will be when the big hand touches the little hand

My greatest bar trivia career achievement is being the only person in the bar who could identify Primitive Radio Gods. Git gud, chumps.

(after perusing wine list for 5 full minutes) I think I'll try a glass of the corkage. Is that a 97 perchance?

You people are all playing an elaborate prank on yourselves living anywhere else

Russian mobile fire group training goes wrong while using a YakB-12.7 rotary machine gun originally built for Mi-24 helicopters.

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

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What a waste of my time and yours

This is not true to the best of my recollection intheweights.com

The last time the Knicks won a Finals game at the Garden against a Texas team to come within 1 game of winning a title.

Under 2 minutes you should be able to call a timeout OR advance the ball into the frontcourt, but not both

@bartenderhemry.bsky.social An associate came across this "recipe" for frat party punch circa late-80s. Wondering if you had any thoughts. Possible new shift drink?

As much as I'd like to be one of the "Sunshine Singles," I think they kinda got my ass with "Townhouse Sophists"

Why are you losers arguing about website metrics when you could be watching the Bush tiny desk concert over and over instead? www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBuH...

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

No figure skater has ever set their routine to Hoobastank

Worst examples of biting in sports history: 5. LeBron taking the chalk throw from KG 4. Anyone other than Miami having a turnover chain or similar 3. Anyone other than the Yankees wearing pinstripes 2. The NCAA's co-option of the term "March Madness" 1. Seattle stealing "The 12th Man" from Texas A&M

You are all like baby to me tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

Hey, thanks Diedrich Bader. I always enjoyed your portrayal of Sensei Rex in Napoleon Dynamite.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

Elf on the shelf is an op to acclimate children to the constant surveillance tech companies will impose on them later in life

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

As someone who went to parties in high school where both Dirt and Pure Funk Vol. 1 got played, this is laser targeted right at me youtu.be/gme17T5WQNM?...

It is time, once again, for another season of Georgetown basketball. I have seen some of these players before, which is nice.

Yeah, that's the order those usually happen

Pretty sure the guy from Sum41 who wrote "Stormin' through the party like my name was El Niño" is still alive, so, him

HOYAS HAIL MARY FOR THE WIN

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More like Wack Jones

A more interesting debate than "is a hot dog a sandwich" is "What is a half sandwich?" Cut a sandwich in half and you just have 2 sandwiches now. An open-face is kind of 7/8 of a sandwich. Is there a minimum viable mass, or are sandwiches infinitely divisible?

Probably the best guys. Way better than all of your guys.

Next level rice cooker.

Don't worry, oddly suggestive ad, I wasn't planning to

Pretty sure my friends and I debated Melvin Mora over pit beef in college, because we're not a bunch of fuckin melvins ourselves

Slightly diminish a band: Landing Strip

Ice cream truck that plays Danzig's "Mother"

Thir not kipping thir campaen promises! Grok, is thit even allowed?

Goldeneye 007, Gears of War 3, and the stock market