Daily Trix

So, the only Arab he supports is Sirhan Sirhan?!

🎶 We Didn't Start the Fire 🎶

Most Mississipians are at The Cheesecake Factory.

A federal judge. Where we are as a country.

People who live in glass closets shouldn't throw stones.

BREAKING: The 9th Circuit rules 2-1 to dismiss DOJ's effort to force California to remove 20,000 purported noncitizens from the voter rolls based on data CA officials view as faulty. Majority: Bennett (Trump) Sanchez (Biden) Minority: Bumatay (Trump) storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Obama's Communist Menufesto calls for seizing the means of cheesecake production.

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

This is the most anyone's ever thought about Bill Maher.

Rubio expected to publicly offer Bolsonaristas discrete [sic] relationship with CIA.

Bolsonaro ainda pode vencer isso se Mike Pence tiver coragem.

Bolsonaro didn't talk about ass enough.

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

The wisdom of the 𝖼̶𝗋̶𝗈̶𝗐̶𝖽̶ votes being counted.

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

The liberal media doesn't want you to know this, but domestic cheesecake production is at an all-time high under Trump.

Obviously, Obama isn't as down-to-earth as the guy telling you that high gas prices are a small price to pay to make the oil companies rich.

I would bet good money that Trump thinks The Cheesecake Factory is in the manufacturing industry.

Trump's more interested in beefcake these days.

The Trump economy is booming for oil & gas companies and data centers, but the Biden economy is hurting everyone else. Or something.

"Exclusive Senior Adviser to First Lady Melania Trump" is perhaps the most pretentious and most pathetic job title imaginable.

"temporarily high"

Good morning from American politics wapo.st/4ieRiLA

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

JUST POSTED: Today at The NYT we are publishing a major investigation into how President Trump used his executive powers to expose millions of Americans to greater cancer risks. A six month-long investigation built on more than 10,000 pages of FOIA records. Read it www.nytimes.com/2026/10/24/c...

NEW, NYT: More action from the U.S. Attorney’s Office in the Middle District of California that is not based in law and runs counter to DOJ policy. DOJ is threatening local elections officials in CA after DOJ did not get what they wanted from their BS lawsuit. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

Maybe Trump has changed the meaning of the word "discrete" via Executive Order.

They should invent a dog that isn't always hungry.

No parent has ever hated their trans child as much as Elon hates his.

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

I really wouldn't be at all surprised if Vivek tries pulling a Bob Roberts (staged assassination attempt to garner sympathy) at this point.

Trump is the most unpopular president in modern history. I hope every GOP candidate solicits and follows his advice.

Elon's net worth rises/falls by more than Soros' entire net worth on a near-daily basis. Soros net worth: $8.6B (no change today) Elon net worth: $909.8B (-$79.2B today) per Forbes

We'll have to wait for a reporter's book to be published in 2030 to find out.

Weird how no congressional candidates are seeking Rahm's endorsement or for him to do campaign events with them.