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Due to inflation all my friends are downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

BLK: "Damage, only 1 kill as blaster isn't a lot" Imagine 1 gorilla wielding a tesla cannon that sometimes jumps and does damage when landing and has a dome shield to counter aoe slop

Stealing our joke like it's 2024 #desperateForAttention Anyways @everyone vote yes it'd be funny

going to lose my mind man it is end of 2026 and we still aren't using or dealing with strikes correctly IF THE ENEMY IS GONNA STRIKE THE ZONE: - clean up the edges of the zone before they throw them - watch the order the strikes fall in - paint in the order the strikes land--

@cardsharks.bsky.social is sabotaging our practice please report them to the authorities

Only in xrank will you lose after getting a triple and your jr bubbling the pathway to lead because the RM carrier decided to turn around and ego fight a flanker who wasn’t even in range until they swam at him in a straight line 🙃

good scrim today

fighting 52 comps is fucking miserable how is this in the game

I think anyone who wants to be amazing at most comp games needs to have the mentality of "you need to get washed to get cleaned"

Wdym it’s 98F (36 for my EU friends) right now, it’s October! Climate change isn’t real tho guys, don’t worry. It’s just a hoax.

I'll never die in a funnier way.

The desire to want to play dnd again but not wanting to dm.

Can we all follow @blk-spl.bsky.social, we have less followers than @cardsharks.bsky.social and that is simply unacceptable. we're so much funnier as well

hi guys

The more I play the game the more I feel like sitting still and never engaging against half the current top tiers is consistently the play.

I'm going to play and stream Squids for Life later today, with a strange team called "BLK"... idk what that could mean... please suport the charity if you can!

From me to my team. @radicalx-spl.bsky.social now has their very first official team artwork!! #splatoon #splatoonfanart #splatoon3 #digitalart #splatooncomp

If you're afraid of artists being political then you're afraid of art

ok

been working on it so if anyone else is interested dm me too at plantknowsyourlocation on disc

Radha is joined by Kris from the team behind Chronically Krill, an online community where chronically ill and disabled Splatoon players can speak to their peers and receive support. Together, the two talk about the project and the state of accessibility in the community. Check it out!

Chara weapon retrospectives are banger and have inspired me to try a yap video on more design oriented opinions on the game, so here's follow up on an earlier post of why I genuinely hope blasters stop returning to multiplayer titles going forward (they still will) youtu.be/H6zaavhicwQ

The term meta changes from "most effective tactic available" to "most efficient tactic available" when it comes to team games human error is increased by so much that sometimes the best strategy is too easy to mess up. It's different in fighting games mainly because you only have to worry about YOU

I don’t know if anyone here watches Bleach, but holy fuck that newest episode is peak. I don’t think a shonen has gotten me this excited since Goku’s Ultra Instinct.

thats just not how 52 was played. you throw the wall forward so everyone else can walk up and paint. everything strong about 52 is based around the wall and paint was definitely the least important factor when nerfing this weapon its still hitscan and will bully shooters that arent 96 gal

this balance team is so incompetent its insane bro like how can you see the game in its current state and think yeah bro gal was painting too much blaster is chill and pen needs a main weapon nerf but e liter nah lets just nerf how an ability effects it like wtf

I think a lot of discussion around the meta lacks an understanding that what makes it bad isnt just the weapons its the huge playstyle change from how the game used to be played. A lot of fundamentals changed.

#splatoon

hi i am FA :) dm on discord @ zapfisk if interested

Played Smash for the first time in 6 years. Not as washed as I expected but my adaptation was definitely slow. Somehow had to play every person in a friend group and knocked them out of bracket. That was fun.

watching my favorite players pass over their dedicated mains of years to play 52 is actually exactly the same thing as being the youngest of your friend group at 80 years old and watching everyone you love start to die around you

What happened to the team I love😔💔🥀

Hate tweet for splatoons birthday Blasters that shark in Solo q piss me off so much, cause even prior to the buffs, you are still the most annoying weapon on the field. Yet you refuse to constantly throw around your AOE, like you're literally a waste of atoms and molecules nigga

X rank legit feels like double anchor every game (we nerfed every kill gun)

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I hope Nogami hits an R Pose during the Raiders Direct

My opinion on all the weapons I saw during the NA League

Looks like the blaster radius buff jus got cut in half across the board im cool with this.

Finally done with finals. I can actually play this game more than an hour a week.

As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends

Crashed my computer trying to export a model. Crashed it a second time trying to import that same model into a different program. They're calling it the least optimized model known to man.

On one hand, one more week and I'm done with finals. On the other hand, one week to finish and submit everything. Eugh, I wish I was a cat