Dan Canon

All you fascists still bound to lose

here, write it down so it’s easy to repeat: an illegitimate supreme court allowed an insurrectionist barred by the 14th amendment to take office and his pardons aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on

Rubio's word is bond, bruh

Independent courts channel the most heated political grievances into nonviolent resolutions. If an apex court abdicates that role by disenfranchising voters, institutionalizing clientelism, & shielding executive lawlessness, it removes the pressure valves that keep democratic competition peaceful.

"Roberts Court decisions on voting rights and executive power are not technical footnotes; they are structural shifts." "If unprecedented violence does not attend the next few U.S. elections, it will be in spite of this Supreme Court, not because of it." #USA #Courts #Voting

JUST IN: The police shooting that killed 1-year-old Kohen Wiley as he sat in his mother’s lap in a Walmart parking lot in Senatobia, Miss., in June “was justified,” Mississippi Attorney General Lynn Fitch’s office said on Monday. Her office will not charge the white officer who shot the child.

Chuck Schumer — one of the most powerful Democrats in the country — has not issued statements to the press or through his social media channels about the administration’s attack on Ilhan Omar, which critics have described as a five alarm fire for the state of democracy in the U.S.

Hell Yeah Alucard

So here's what you do with early vote numbers 1. Put them all in a spreadsheet 2. Print the spreadsheet out 3. Use the printouts to line a cage 4. Slaughter a chicken in that cage 5. Read the entrails 6. Now you've done as good a job at predicting election results as by using early vote numbers

😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan

As I said to someone else recently, I eagerly look forward to a time when I never need to think about Rahm or Gavin again. (I get that, as governor of California, that’s not an option right now as to Newsom.)

I'm poor so I buy generic sharp cheddar. Yesterday I inadvertently bought Tillamook sharp cheddar. Omg I'd forgotten. Life is short. Buy the good cheese. 🧀

He's relatable, the Everyman, just like you and me

This is wild. I'm an only child and I don't understand sibling dynamics, but I have 3 kids and I would be mortified if they all thought one was my favorite.

I would be fine with it if my feed were 100% Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman outtakes

NEW: Statement from Christa Pike's lawyers: ”Tonight the State of Tennessee once again failed to carry out a lawful execution. ... Christa is being treated at a nearby hospital. We have not been informed as to her condition.” www.lawdork.com/p/the-big-pr...

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

Attention: I no longer wish to be restrained by place, time, or resources. If you are one of the people or entities trying to do this to me, you're on notice.

В этом дерьме полно бога!

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into the light of a dark black night

Hard to beat "it's a [racist] scam" as a baseline assumption, from policing text to police tech.

Few things are as gratifying as successfully navigating public transportation in a totally unfamiliar city

Putting my bag down in a spilled pint of Guinness at the Dublin airport is not doing anything to quell my Truman Show-related suspicions, I can tell you that much

Oh my dear lord

Sic semper fatui

There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.

“For sale: human decency, never used.”

Had he renamed it "Lake Dolly" we'd have a real dilemma on our hands

Looks like your number's up if you're exactly 80 years old ... ... ... (Ahem) ... I SAID

Just another day in American higher education

Entrepreneurs: if my town had a late-night library/bar, I would spend all of my money there. All of it.

Oh come on

The stuff that's going to come out about this guy when he finally dies is going to melt even the most durable brains

I have conducted an informal survey and I have concluded that everyone is broke as fuck

85 years ago, Charlie Chaplin delivered his famous speech at the end of his first film with dialogue - The Great Dictator. He spoke these timeless words as Nazis rose to power, and the drums of war beat in Europe, echoing across the world. As relevant, and necessary to hear, today as ever #Resist

Stop making me choose between kidney beans and kidney cancer.

It's like me trying to speak French. Except I am not TRYING to say stupid shit