Jay Boo!lock, Ghost (deprecatory)

13/10, perfect, no notes

I told this joke on tv but I also told it not on tv.

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Shout out to all the marginalized folks whose freedom to simply live their lives has been turned into a political football by assholes and whatnot.

there are people serving life sentences right now on thinner evidence than we have for "donald trump was jeffrey epstein's partner in serial rape" democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

That’s also why Vivek isn’t exactly lying when he says he didn’t mean to say Acton lied about being raped as a child. He doesn’t think she lied; he thinks that being raped disqualifies her from office, because she belongs to the class of people power is wielded against, not the class that wields it.

If you’re in Milwaukee and want to early vote, you can get this amazing sticker designed by one of my students! (I voted Saturday. So easy.)

wouldn't it be better with a time signature of 10/10?

#Wisconsin friends, heads up!

Chekhov up there searching for the nuclear wessels in the sky

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Wait until Gaius Balthazar shows up.

The reaction from William Contreras and Daniel Vogelbach 🔥

My Cow is Spotted My bratwurst thicc My cheese is curds BREWERS IN SIX

Fun fact. An opposing starting pitcher has not gotten a win in Milwaukee since mid August.

are we doing #BrewersInSix or what

quite the timeline this morning

The Miracle of Birth. We watched it in 9th-grade biology and it scared us all shitless.

My classroom is the perfect temperature this morning. 😈

only a real og will understand how pumped i was to find this at the store

Yes. The conservative scheme for education is a three-way split: high-priced academies for the children of the wealthy, religious instruction to brainwash the middle class, and a rump of prison-like public schools to discipline the lower class into obedience.

Tommy is not actually a registered voter in Michigan. Tricia McLaughlin is the former DHS spokesperson who kept telling the public that everytime ICE shot someone, it was because they were weaponizing their car against the masked security agent

Joss Whedon's Moby Dick

This was the 11th best-of-7 postseason series between 100-win teams. It’s the first to end in a sweep

Just thinking about this as the state harasses Ilhan Omar over 40 year old paperwork.

hashtag headlines that take an unexpected turn

If we had a functioning judiciary this would be stopped as the gross violation of the man’s constitutional rights that it is.

Age yourself with a childhood crush

does this count

STOP READING THE NEWS

how are they playing polo in a hurricane? won’t somebody think of the horses!

Inspiring! Once I press post on this skeet I will put my phone down and start driving more safely!

As a junior flight attendant, I have to just grin and censor myself from speaking my mind every time the captain comes out of cockpit to use the litterbox

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:

I refused to open for Ed Sheeran before it was cool. I have never once even agreed to play a Kraft property, either.

dans cette économie? mais non!

million-dollar idea: microbrewpub with a cajun kitchen called Bayou Tappistry

happy labor day to everyone except bruce springsteen because he's The Boss

Day one, year thirty. #FirstDayOfSchool

Having the #Dolly from @presswaffles.bsky.social at the farmers market this morning