The Dandelorean

Me Everyday:

Turns out Prager slipped in the shower and is now a quadriplegic lol

Ethan Klein: It looks like the REAL content nuke was in ourselves all along.....

Oh man, another new holiday! First kirkaversary, then Klein 11 and now Tatemas is coming!

I have never met a Christian nationalist that didnt make me think "check his harddrive"

The Republican party is all about creating an environment where it is easier to fuck kids. Making the parents struggle to work and raise them is one of their key strategies to get to molest children.

Me hating a.i. is going to be my version of my grandpa hating video games, when I'm old.

Chris Hansen all butthurt they portrayed him like the ambulance chasing scumbag he is

I mean, come on.....

Logan Paul rocking that Jimmy Saville drip

Trump out here mainlining spite like its black tar heroin

Scooby-dooby-DONT

Im glad Ellie Goulding cucked Ed Sheeran

The Playstation 6 will likely just be a shoebox with a hole in it and a hammer inside that smashes your balls when you go looking for glory.

Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm

Omg. When you’ve lost Joe DiGenova….

No kings should organize like a "Votest" instead of a protest to get people to the polls.

Next A24 movie: AITA

Green lantern never raped children

The U.S. Navy unironically creating "herogasm" irl lolll

CEOs and billionaires are traitors to the nation.

Anyone else think its odd that Oranges grow on trees?

Being a Democrat AND slandering Hasan Piker is like having a hand grenade ready with your enemy insight - then wilfully turning around and throwing it into your own bunker.

DraGOONballs Z

Same thing that happened to that woman Kash Patel was supposed to find last year

You guys don't understand, the generals are resigning because of how good the war is going

The only downside to lanterns is that I cannot binge the whole thing.

The Second Reconstruction cannot come soon enough.

Texans, check your voter registration.

Some people will sell you out and not get enough for a decent burial.

Read if you post a lot of YouTube links.

Jesse Waters - and the Waters are piss

So much death that I straight forgot Hayden Panettiere was one of them....

My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.

R.I.P. to the real one

People that ask, "what crime?" We should arrest billionaires for - they're the same people that would say, but Slavery is LEGAL, if they were born 1860.

Have to rewatch Muppet Treasure Island tonight....

Republican Cinderella

Donald Trump has no business outliving Dolly Parton

Plantation owners in 1850: I sure worked hard today!

Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Watters: Yeah El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.

And next week we'll find out Hakeem Jeffries met with Tony Soprano to discuss fed interest rate increases.

At this rate, I'm going to want to see Jeffries in prison next to schumer.

There is no one more mad at getting old than Nancy Mace

I love how Luigi Mangione reached out to UHC for the investor conference location posing as a multi billion dollar investor - and UHC got back to him within an hour - where if he had an actual medical issue then it would have been MONTHS

Magneto needs to be a Palestinian in the x men reboot