Toby

Toby

@dandrobium.bsky.social

I grow orchids, love RPGs and try to be the best parent possible. he, il, lui, er, él

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The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

A walrus with Haste is just a Hippo. Truth.

Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com

ME: Does Bronze Walrus get summoning sickness? STEPKID: I am so very sorry. I would give it haste if I could. KEVIN: A walrus with haste is just a hippo. *table pauses to consider the truth of this statement*

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I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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🌸 Peninsula Orchid Society Auction 🌸 📅 Oct. 24, 2026 📍 San Mateo Garden Center, 605 Parkside Way ⏰ Plant check-in: 11 AM–12:30 PM #orchid #orchids #orchidlover #orchidphotography #flowerphotography #macrophoto #plantcommunity #bloomscrolling #nature

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I've had more clients bail this month than any in recent memory, which leaves me about 5 commissions shy of rent next week. If you've a need of any #dnd or #rpg character art, or anything else under the sun, please reach out! And if you don't, if y'all could share, I'd really appreciate it. <3

I have some amazingly strong childhood memories of Dulles. This is hilarious. I don’t want it trashed, but man, the way the politicians will be pissed if this happens.

Alt USAID/ USAID Forever@altusaid.altgov.info

FFS now they're going to demolish the airport that all the international flights use - the entire metro dc area getting trashed www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Another new find in the greenhouse. It smells like Big Red gum. Unlike the Lycaste aromatica which smells like cinnamon and Lysol. No idea what it it, but the daily 1 minute spray has made a huge difference. #orchids #bloomscrolling

In the greenhouse, a Bulbophyllum lobbi (?). It’s pretty big, about 3” top to bottom with very mobile parts. I did not get in there and smell it, because, well, it’s a Bulbophyllum and try generally smell awful. #orchids #bloomscrolling

First concert: pet shop boys Last concert: Temptation (new order tribute band) Next concert: 🤷 Most seen: Dead can Dance Want to see: Liz Phair

Mike Ferdinando 🔜 PAXU@mikeferdinando.bsky.social

First concert: Yes (1987) Last concert: the Finger Lakes Grassroots Festival (last weekend) Next concert: Indigo Girls (August) Seen Most: either Donna the Buffalo or Maddie Walsh & the Blind Spots (both are local/regional acts) Never seen but want to: dozens & dozens of artists!

RPPR has all of my favorite actual plays: Bryson Springs, the Borellus Connection, Fallen Flag, The Wives of March (shudder) and so many more.

Ross Payton@rosspayton.bsky.social

just saw this review of RPPR's actual plays of @deltagreen.bsky.social and it made my day! From throneofsalt.blogspot.com/2023/08/four... and throneofsalt.blogspot.com/2026/07/even... - thanks again @valtarra.bsky.social and @hebanongames.bsky.social for running DG on RPPR!

Incredibly cool.

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social

Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."

Paris Chicago Copenhagen Man, I’ve lived a lot of places, but I can’t think of any more favorites. All the places I like in California are too damn expensive and exclusive for me to favorite them.

Brent Toderian@brenttoderian.bsky.social

QUESTION: What are your FIVE favourite cities anywhere in the world? Bonus points for persuasive explanations why your choices are “right.” Mine (in no order) are: Paris Barcelona New York Montreal Vancouver

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This is an explanation, not an excuse or justification, but there are so many white-collar men who - whenever they're interacting with men who code as more grimily masculine - will accept social transgressions, comments, and general shittiness that would never fly otherwise.

From the greenhouse! I’m not sure what this is, but we grow it warm humid and shady. No fragrance that I could tell. #bloomscrolling #orchids

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TRANSFER TAX DEAL JUST INTRODUCED: AB 736 would cap transfer taxes at 1.5% statewide with targeted exceptions It resolves many issues with poorly-designed local taxes that slowed housing production, while preserving cities' ability to fund schools, public safety, and fire protection.

Absolutely. It’s not just one giant map. It’s 5 giant maps linked together.

Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus@riseupcomus.bsky.social

This is what I mean when I say a megadungeon is just five dungeons in a trenchcoat. This is what the Underworld in HIS MAJESTY THE WORM looks like. By the excellent pathspeculiar.bsky.social

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I have some advice for my fellow middle aged men who fear they are no longer down with the yoof. 1) Actually get to know some young people you aren't in a position of authority over. It'll do you a world of good. Doesn't have to be dramatic. Join a book club or a RPG club.

Nathan Kalman-Lamb@nkalamb.bsky.social

A Princeton professor thinks students would be better off learning from Claude than from him. www.chronicle.com/article/the-...

I do not understand houses that do not have books. Like lots of books. Are you incurious? Do you read, like, a book?

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This and the responses are parenting comedy gold!

ElieNYC@elienyc.bsky.social

Does anybody else have a 13yo who uses the phrase "I love you" as code for "Go fuck yourself, I will eat jelly beans for breakfast while I'm sick and you're not gonna do shit about it because I've realized you are a paper tiger with no real authority over me." Or, is it just mine?

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These “I voted for him three times and I was lied to!” or “Guess I’m an idiot!” posts are pure SEO grift. Schadenfreude sells in the attention economy and stories generally. They want clicks from progressives and leftists: disenfranchised, scrolling, with very little hope on the horizon.

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I made a little Instagram reel about this image because it’s just so frickin’ cool

Katie Mack@astrokatie.com

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

Back to orchid photos. This is an unusual (to me) cymbidium. The spike is very short, so the flower is right near the bulb. #bloomscrolling #orchids #cymbidium

Masters degree $25 an hour, 32 hours a week, living wage is $50 an hour and 40 hours a week. No benefits. Thank god for ACA.

Olivia Hill@machineiv.bsky.social

I'm gonna rant a little bit. Yesterday, I was in a conversation on here. The gist was, someone was saying Democrats are told to speak more on costs and wages. And her argument was they do it maybe even too much but get no credit for it. To me? Action matters. Talk doesn't.

Two things: reading the Silmarillion and loving the language stuff and taking a History of the German Language course in college. “Wait. There are multiple Germanic languages spoken in Germany today?!”

Lingthusiasm@lingthusiasm.com

Do you remember how you found out that linguistics existed and was a thing you could get enthusiastic about?

The sea air this morning actually smells like the poets say, fresh and slightly briny. It’s fantastic. Usually it smells like dead fish and seaweed. I guess this is why people like living by the sea.

It’s really great!

Michael Prescott (Trilemma)@fuseboy.bsky.social

Trilemma Adventures Compendium is the DTRPG deal of the day! This 2x ENnie award-winning book has 55 two-page adventure sites that you can immediately drop into your fantasy setting, or use as part of the embedded campaign setting. All for a measly nine bucks?! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/2...