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Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Venmo anyone who’s shot fireworks at a cop

These dicks talk like they personally built “western civilization.” They didn’t build shit.

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

I, an inteligent man, just presumed all rectangular flags were in the same ratio. I was wrong.

No it’s not okay to be on X. The fuck is the matter with you.

Somebody said "They voted for racism and got poverty" The thing is... social scientists and economists have been saying for the last 50 years Racism is austerity

The threat is real and Musk is toxic. Light him up.

Conservative gun nuts don't care about dead kids. They love the guns more than the lives taken with them. If you want to stop gun violence, stop voting Republican.

this guy was one of the dopes who thought They Really Had Something There with the fake talarico story and this tweet will live in meme’dom like a dril tweet forever

🖕EX-MAGA REP UNLOADS: “People are sick and tired of the bullshit” Marjorie Taylor Greene accuses Trump White House of “pretending” to deport Ilhan Omar to distract from their numerous lies and failures

“The federal legal apparatus is working to strip the citizenship of a member of Congress and then deport her, because she’s from an ethnic group the president and his top aide despises,” is open executive-branch authoritarianism with no parallel in US history

These morons don’t know shit about dick

"Democrats have a problem with political violence."

Hey if you’re a comedian famous for any reason except being funny you’re fucking up

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for Lorne to book it

There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!

The idea that AI is a new, conscious entity is a sick joke. It's a machine voice trained by sociopaths who hate people. It's as conscious as the the voice you get offering menu options while you scream "speak to a representative" into your phone.

Google has started updating satellite images of Gaza. Holocaust. (📸 Barry Andrews MEP, European Parliament)

When do we starting hanging these ghouls at Madison Square Garden

A loving god would have given this fucker lethal diarrhea on live TV years go

He’s gonna call it the information superhighway isn’t he

No one tells you a lot of SCTV is awful

Fuck, abolish and prosecute ICE

I dropped a peanut on my phone and the flashlight came on

We need a hipster visionary to get t-shirts back down to 15 bucks

The upside to voting for calcite is that your vote counts twice.

Cannot wait for the Finito Benito on this pig

It turns out that Netanyahu was warned, in shockingly specific terms, about October 7 — and not only chose to do nothing, but hid the warning from the people who could have stopped it www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

What if AI can produce non-awkward Dick Cavett clips

they'd rather leverage piker six ways from sunday as a pinata than discuss U.S. corruption, nationalizing healthcare, meaningful consumer protection reforms, antitrust, or anything else that challenges their comfy-ass black sedan pampered lives

Graham Linehan, a man who looks like Fred Flintstone drawn from memory with your non-dominant hand, insulted Dolly Parton’s looks

Thread. Look at the photos

Doesn’t AI have to consume CP to make it?

We’re not changing it.

BREAKING: Liam Tadeo was just deported by ICE.

It's an ethnic cleansing campaign, and was never about crime. If anything, pulls resources from fighting crime, and increased crime due to crimes by ICE officers. Also, this is NY Times at its best: highlighting an important issue up top, drawing attention to it, and including a useful data visual.

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

What can I say except I am ashamed

I hope everyone caught this Lancet study confirming that Elon Musk & DOGE are responsible for genocidal levels of suffering & death.

NEW and also WOW Aug 19 2026 - Brevard County, FL Deputy of the Year (Michael Fultz) Quits After Internal Probe Found Flock Abuse, Gun in Sex Acts, Nazi Salute Photo, Racial Slurs

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.