Daniel Mintz

Someone who knows about Brazil’s electoral system: how the hell did they count votes so fast?

Love how confused the crowd is. They know the beats for Trump’s racism, but this guy’s racism is new and they’re not sure when to clap

Wow. What a hero

Did I just bike past David Byrne? Yes. Was he wearing a solid color jumpsuit? You bet. Was he directing a large contingent of young people to do something? Duh.

I would rather James Carville fuck off to the moon, but we don’t always get what we wish for

This is so good I almost wonder if the El-Sayed campaign planted Tommy

See this is why the metric system is superior. Far easier to call it 45 centimuccis than 9/20 of a whole Scaramucci

I love how media is pretending to be confused about Zacharia. She lied a little. The lies became part of her life story. She flew too high. Now we get to see if her wings melt and she crashes to earth

Got my shots yesterday and feel like crap. So glad I’ll feel all good tomorrow and not be sick for days like I would be with Covid or the flu!

I know that #hatereads are kind of @davekarpf.bsky.social 's thing, but I feel like the world needs a #hatelisten to the Jensen Huang interview on Ezra Klein. Pleeeeeease, Dave?

Did she record the “I approve this message” tag in a stairwell?

Some day I will learn not to cut watermelon on the onion cutting board. But not today!

No. No it didn’t. It never had any value. It didn’t lose it.

[Exit Queen.]

Legit thought the ranting woman was Pirro

Fewer and fewer

Did not see the eclipse today, but seeing pics reminds me of when I did in 2017 and lemme say, getting into the path of totality is so worth it at least once

I’ll have the chicken. Youre in luck, there’s one left.

Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”

One of the clear takeaways from “The Great Influenza” that’s all too resonant today is that 1920s culture valorized WWI heroes, but wanted to memory hole the pandemic. Curious if there were witch hunts targeting those who tried to keep people safe too, or if that’s a modern innovation?

They look tired

Trump got solid boos at this bar in Brooklyn. But nothing like Wemby. Deafening.

This is very well done

England really embracing their Shakespearean heritage

I laughed

That’s totally normal. It’s just from shaking too many hands

That was a hell of an assist. Great header too. But the vision and touch to put ball there. Wow

Loitering is not permitted in this location

The kids are alright. Canvassing for @bradlander.bsky.social

The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never pick up the phone when @ichotiner.bsky.social is on the line"!

This is the correct take

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

Jalen and Spike better lead the ticker tape parade

Oooh, the coveted Double Betteridge! Headline AND subhed

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

“I Hung My Head” - Johnny Cash

Was canceling Colbert the greatest Streisand Effect of all time?

This should go into the “random guy who’s good at one thing opines stupidly about something he knows nothing about” HOF along with Elon’s cave sub www.nytimes.com/2026/05/24/o...

There’s a web comic that shows a tangle of lines converging at “now” to demonstrate the lives you haven’t lives and then extending into the future to show all the lives you still could live. And I can’t find it. Help!😭

The first sentence of this article makes clear what’s actually going on. The headline and social post need to too. #brokennytimes

Apparently I’m “buy a long-handled shoe horn” years old

Fuck you, trees