Dan Carruthers

I enjoy mildly inconveniencing grocery store robots as a form of protest

experiencing the northern lights properly for the first time yesterday 🌌 they were visible to the naked eye (just less vivid, but still extremely stunning) and it was only around 15:30

Me after my 8th Jameson and ginger

Forgot-to-bring-a-quarter-to-Aldi-ass squirrel

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

These are real images of exoplanets. Four super-Jupiters, imaged 10 times over 12 years around a star 133 lightyears away. These are real, giant worlds, out there in the dark. And we can see them.

Boy did I pick the right time to start therapy

This fellow went over the rainbow bridge today. He’s chasing rabbits in heaven now

Just checked how the markets are doing today and uh…is looting appropriate?

I quite possibly might be the only man ever to do a heavy bag workout to Michelle Branch

So this entire anti-DEI push by MAGA pretty much confirms in the most succinct way possible that “economic anxiety” was in fact just a euphemism for being racist?

But how will they remember their heritage?

Spent a little time in Boston today, and got to visit the USS Constitution

Connecticut is the flyover state of New England

I think Weird Al Yankovic should host a TV show competition for online song parodists and whoever wins inherits the 'Weird' title. Like from then on they can use the stage name Weird Phil

trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump

“How is everyone?” Everyone:

Went and did the business(weird crop is to hide my state)

his codpiece seems as massy as his club

If the press treated Trump’s Nazism like they did Biden’s age, I’m not sure he’d be competitive.

It is, however, significantly better for my mental health to not constantly have nazi, racist and anti-trans posts force fed directly to my stream non-stop.

Trump: Imma do a Kristallnacht like you won't believe. NYT: Kristallnacht had helped a leader to come to power before. Will it work for the second time?

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,693,771!

It's just hilariously disingenuous. Imagine looking at, say, ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY and concluding that the biggest threat to liberty isn't abuse of power, but powerful people refraining from sufficiently wielding their authority out of fear that they might one day be held accountable.

@boozybadger.bsky.social I finally looked it up and I’m not gonna lie, I was expecting it to be bigger