Dan Smith

Incredible — Trump tries to self-soothe about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory Line clearly hurting his feelings… for 2 full minutes 😬

HECKLER (in Missouri): "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!" TRUMP: "Go home." Mercado Media

Bolsonaro just learned the hard way that Trump's loyalty has the shelf life of warm shrimp.

Kerry Kennedy says she 'absolutely' blames her brother, Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr., for recent measles-related deaths in Pennsylvania. The state has surpassed more than 1,000 measles cases this year, making it the largest state outbreak in more than three decades.

Trump in Mississippi: "I'm here because Cindy is doing great" (He's there because Cindy is not doing great)

I'm introducing the Truth and Accounability Commission to hold the Trump administration and Trump family accountable for their crimes. No one is above the law.

Jesse Ventura to Piker: "Here's what pisses me off -- I did 2 tours, 17 months. So did my brother. Southeast Asia. That was at the same time Donald Trump was running and hiding like the coward he is. Why didn't he join us in the Vietnam War? I've heard him talk. He said he should be a general!"

I hope Natalie shows Trump this clip of Harry Enten comparing Obama's popularity with his unpopularity

EL-SAYED: "I get that the President of the United States takes personal offense to my first name - he doesn't mind as much when it's a shared name from the Saudis that are funding his son in laws private equity. Mercado Media

So Trump’s closing argument is that high gas prices are good because his donors who run oil companies are making bank, Jon Husted has a nice ass but not quite as good as Nicki Minaj’s ass, after 7 months the Reflecting Pool is almost done, and we get a ballroom, arch and helipad.

They sent ICE goons to Puerto Rico to racially profile people in Puerto Rico.

BRENNAN: The DOJ lawsuit demands the Alaska result not be certified if voters are confused. The confusion is defined as Sen. Sullivan not winning. BLANCHE: That's not what it says BRENNAN: I'm quoting from it. You are telling them not to certify it. What right does the federal govt have?

Flanagan: "She claims to be pro-choice, but she also says she's 'completely aligned' with Trump on abortion, supports a new abortion ban, and celebrated the overturning of Roe. So let me be absolutely clear, Michele -- there is only one pro-choice candidate in this race, and it's me."

Obama: "The one thing that the current president is focused on other than home improvements is enriching himself ... we've got a US ambassador shaking down a donor to pay off her credit card bills. We learned a Venezuelan billionaire wanted a pardon so he paid one of Trump's lawyers $50 million"

Notice how no one behind Obama was so bored during his speech they start eating their earwax.

Mind you, the overflow crowd at Obama's rally in Michigan tonight is bigger than the actual crowds at trump rallies.

This woman has been protecting a pedophile for so long she ended up looking like one.

Obama in Michigan: "He is focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV! ... He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory"

El-Sayed: Trump's bill gutted health care for millions. President Obama passed the legislation that expanded it Crowd Member: Obama is not in the Epstein files either Crowd: Cheers

NYPD arresting an ICE goon for trying to steal someone off the streets of NYC. RESPECT!!!

This 👇

The convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and pedophile sitting in the WH does not believe that a victim of child sexual abuse should serve as governor of Ohio!

“A taker, you say?” 👇👇💪

Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed he promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10B before ultimately placing at least $2B into his accounts. Paywalled, use archive. archive.ph/FHGAt

ICE assaulted a US citizen, dragging him from his vehicle in front of his family and one-year-old daughter who were also inside the car in Donna Texas on Thursday morning.

BREAKING NEWS: Convicted Felon Donald Trump has now been ordered to sit for his sworn videotaped deposition by December 11, 2026, or risk having his $10 billion defamation lawsuit against the BBC dismissed.

This is fucking insane. It reads like a bad spy novel. The corruption is almost cartoonish at this point. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

Bill Clinton: I balanced the federal budget Barack Obama: I expanded health insurance access and protections for millions of Americans. Joe Biden: I passed the largest long-term investment in US infrastructure since WWII Donald Trump: I can identify a snake

Wow! Make Amy Acton governor. “I am making a promise to Ohioans...that no one in my state will ever, ever be invisible to me."

Haaretz reports Hegseth went to Israel, met with Netanyahu, and now we’re gonna strike Iran again... (Right before elections in both countries)🤔 How long are Republicans going to run cover for this destructive, deadly nonsense that is costing us all so much? @MarshaBlackburn

Hey Elon, I have a message for you. Representative Jim Himes

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

Blatantly illegal. Rubio needs to be hauled in front of Congress when we finally get a Congress. www.washingtonsun.com/administrati...

'Humanitarian' Vladimir Putin bombed a market in Ukraine killing two people.

#DeportElon

WATCH: “Mike Rogers was a real pain in our ass.” jon stewart rips Rogers for claiming to support the troops yet standing in the way of health care for 9/11 first responders. (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

Elon Musk just poured half a million dollars into this race to try to keep his puppet Mike Lawler in office, just like he did back in 2024. But the Hudson Valley can’t be bought. Mike Lawler has sold out to his trillionaire and corporate backers at our expense —

Q: There's a report that FEMA is telling states to prepare to handle disasters on their own. Any reaction? OSSOFF: So the Trump administration is telling folks across the country to prepare to fend for themselves while taxpayer dollars are sent to back Don Jr & Eric's mining interest in Kazakhstan?

I just cannot imagine a mother so full of hate for her own child that she chose the man who raped her 12-year-old daughter over her own kids then after her daughter made it through all that, the mother would pop up years later to once again try to knock her back down.

🚨 WILLIAMSON COUNTY: Reports of Tennessee voting machines flipping Democratic/ @jerrigreen4tn.bsky.social votes to Republicans/@marshablackburn votes 🤔 (Folks in Memphis have said the same)

ICE caused a accident next to children walking to school and pepper sprayed minors in an apartment complex. Arturo Gonzalez

ICE threatening to kill man running who they racially profiled. Arturo Gonzalez

Yikes! Look at that Community Note!

Owning the libs by working out after getting fired.

So Marine Corps vets who were poisoned only get compensated by the draft dodger if Republicans win. bsky.app/profile/atru...

"A way to just hold us back." As Texans show up in record-breaking turnount, voters expressed frustration to MS NOW's @rosaflores on the first day of early voting after state Republican commissioners cut nearly 30% of polling locations in the Lone Star state.

The corruption is just staggering. Dozens of dozens of pardons being given out to wealthy criminals paying millions for them. The US government is for sale to the highest bidders & DOJ operates as Trump’s consigliere. Have you had enough of this yet America? I know the world has.

I FUCKING KNEW IT. His likes went from 80,000 to 8,000 so he pressed a button.