Danneh

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It took 10 months but I’ve finally managed to get a package delivered to my old address 🫩

I have to choose between cooking alive or having the window open which results in every gust of wind slamming the doors like I’m living in a production of Stomp 🫩 the life of a box bedroom baddie

Once again I am left wondering why anyone would let Ethan Klein in them.

So what’s new about iOS 27? Because all I’ve noticed is a slider for glass and it just keeps moaning at me to speak to Siri

I need muscle relaxant in my back via an IV drip as a matter of urgency 🫩

Oh my DAYS

Got a new mattress and pillow to help my increasingly screwed shoulders & back but now must face only being able to smell memory foam for the foreseeable

PlayStation offering a lease option where you don’t even keep the device at the end of the term just seems so insane to me ???

Almost embarrassing how often I see Hogwarts Legacy on sale for some stupidly large discount

I have no plans for Halloween or Bonfire night what’s the skibidi point anymore

Apple TV selling new releases for £19.99 is vile. Blurays weren’t even that much and that was physical manufactured media 😭

If they like numbers so much then I’m sure they’ll love seeing how much more it would cost them to pay military salaries because I can guarantee they’ll go very clammy and shy away from suggesting it. Now that’s a story of modern Britain.

El Niño DEFEATED. Winter hath RETURNED.

Why is it when I have to wake up at a certain time my brain forgets how to go to sleep 🫩

Justice scoring GTA 6 was not on my bingo card youtu.be/5dPwBWvmcbQ?...

What if I strangle myself? Is that a legally approved form of wanking?

I have my marvelslop and my spyslop on wednesdays and it’s making lifeslop more tolerable 🥰

Another Fat Cock Friday approaches and I’m no closer to answering why so many people get erections whilst playing on Nintendo products

House of Games playing Not Like Us proceeded by Andi Peter’s buzzing in “just to stop the song” because he can’t stand it 😭 I know a few PR reps eyes widened

Inappropriate things to say to a passenger of the bus in the movie Speed:

Saw the video of Slayyyter at the airport and honestly thought someone let Elizabeth Holmes out of prison and she was returning home

I miss midnight screenings for big releases. I wanna sit amongst fellow nocturnal nerds watching comicslop 😔

Locktober participant 9 days in:

Decided to check my Amazon data and good to know my personality is in check

One shall return, Avengers: Doomsday

Not to dogpile but I’ve only have ever had a sip of a buzz ball and it was awful #DannehReviews

Finally watched a show of The Importance Of Being Earnest on National Theatre Live. Very good version with Ncuti is up atm! Still unsure why they’re happy ones marrying their cousin and the other their adopted niece though?

I’m in a period of fallowing

An analogy for a couple who allow a demon twink in as a 3rd

I didn’t get the email about jocktober so I lack content (and jocks) 😔pls spare me mocktober

Pinch punch first of the cocks locked no returns

good morning monday morning

Anyway if someone wanted to just drag my boiled husk up to the alps for a nice week off skiing I would most appreciate it

Slow Horses being back in my notifications every Wednesday makes me kick my feet

Funnier with the context that Kash Patel is currently removing the policy regarding the FBI not hiring people who have previously taken part in literal beastialty btw

You couldn’t pay me to guess who shows up in Resident Evil

I will be claiming child support.

Migraine! At the train station

Kids when they go to their local shopping centre during the month of December:

I didn’t know what to clean my mouse mat with so I used a carpet stain remover which turns out, in a surprising twist, smells like vomit 🙂

Scrooge at the end of A Christmas Carol:

Whilst it’s nice to have a break in the news from the Annoying Orange I don’t get why Earl is getting all this media attention which is clearly just PR for the book? 😭 if he gave a fuck he would have said something in the 30 years between

Party is an excellent music video to watch on mute

Put my ear piercing back in and somehow I’ve ended up with a second exit hole…

I have some choice words for the evil sadistic menace who set these challenges