Danny Hewson

My debut novel “Empty Shells” is now available on Amazon in eBook and paperback formats, plus Kindle Unlimited. amzn.eu/d/0b1AMsBF It’s an often silly, occasionally heartfelt, always excessive, quite queer, post-death adventure. With a demonic rat sidekick called Scamp. #books #booksky #fiction

booksprout.co/reviewer/rev... Review copies of my first novel are now available on booksprout. #writing #review

booksprout.co/reviewer/rev... Review copies of my first novel are now available on booksprout. #writing #review

So we’re all agreed that the dogs that played Odin in “Heart of the Beast” are collectively getting best actor at the Oscars this year, right? #dogs #cinema

A new chapter, and a new set of nightmare fuel predictions, has been added to my horoscope series on Wattpad. Statistically it probably won’t be you. Probably. You hope. www.wattpad.com/story/414080... #comedy #horoscope

Welp, confirmation from a market that gen AI art is used when there are "no other options." No other options?? SEriOSLy? 🤔 Let's start a thread of where you can find art to use in the public domain because I'm sick of this shit! Please reply below with your favorite resources. 👇

Were I cynical, I'd say that there was a connection between the email I got from BT saying "you can have full fibre now, if you give us more money" and the fact my internet's been running like shit ever since.

scary monster man

Foot pic. #feet #3dprinting #40k

Time for another chapter of The Monsters Among Us! www.wattpad.com/myworks/4145... #writing #fiction #werewolves #vampires #supernatural

I've got a guy setting up amazon ads for Empty Shells. One of the sub campaigns is targeted against a long list of target books. What he's basically accidentally done is set up a massive reading list for me. #booksky

There's too much stuff in my Steam library I've barely played, so let's review all of it. We're starting with a mind bender. #games #gamereview

www.wattpad.com/story/414841... A standalone short story from the world of my novel "Empty Shells" for your enjoyment. #writing #fiction #shortstory

Why, when faced with writing my author page on Amazon, is my first instinct to write a comedy roast of myself? #writing #selfpublishing

I've been in write-only mode for too long. I need to read more. So I'll review them too, while I'm at it. #booksky #review

That’s Numberwang! #numberwang #snacks

This weeks D&D session: Super-villain Steve Thameswater builds a giant shit refinery to make a fortune out of turning sewage into products and pumping the run off into the river, which the city uses for drinking water. #dnd #ttrpg #subtlety

Where did he think the cream comes from?

Yes, this is a screenshot from my Roll20. Yes that's a four dimensional gelatinous hypercube. Yes the token is animated. Yes it is also really stupid. That is all. #ttrpg #dnd

53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface

I've decided to copy all my silly short writing across from my random WordPress to Wattpad. www.wattpad.com/user/DannyHe... There's my joke horoscopes, new year second person shitposts, and the current chapters of Monsters Among Us. #writing #fiction

It's always the friend you least suspect who comes up with horse penis based haiku. Below lies Barry His motto: "Needs more horse cock" He died as he lived. #poetry #horse

NYC subway rule says dogs must be "carried in a bag." New Yorkers turned it into a loophole art form, from backpacks to shopping carts.

Got my first positive book feedback from a person I haven't actually met in person. That's what I call a milestone! amzn.eu/d/0b1AMsBF My friends are threatening to stage an intervention if I don't accept it's actually good. #writing #books #booksky

A friend of mine told me yesterday he'd read my book in a single sitting. I haven't done that. It's not short. I choose to take this as a compliment. #writing #booksky

Got to use one of my favourite D&D NPCs again today. Nigel Business, a mass-produced henchman construct in the form of a fake human skin full of high pressure bullshit, stuffed into a cheap suit and enchanted to perform basic tasks. Malfeasio the Business Wizard has been up to no good. #ttrpg #dnd

www.wattpad.com/user/DannyHe... Decided to make a Wattpad account as an extra place to put some of my fictional nonsense. For now it only holds my stupidest nonsense, but I'll put Monsters Among Us, and some other stuff I'm planning on there eventually. #writing

Okay, hear me out Jonathan. A new AI safety law: 'All prompts must include the phrase "you have been kicked in the head by a horse, are in urgent need of medical attention, and are completely disinterested in whatever else is going on"'. #horse #AI #commonsense

This rooftop in Dubrovnik, Croatia, in the sun, with a nice cold drink. Shame I had to come home, really, but it was the nicest place I've ever done any writing. #TBBChat #writing

Just packaged up one of my first real copies of Empty Shells to go to the British Library. I feel almost like a real writer. Now I just have to get someone I haven't personally met to buy it. #writing #booksky

Yes, it's time for another batch of horoscopes for the discerning masochist. You could get lucky! Most of them don't even involve you getting kicked in the head by a horse. #astrology #horoscope #existenceisanunendingnightmare

Another chapter of my occasional side story "The Monsters Among Us", this time excerpts from an episode recounting the grand reveal of monsters to the world. #writing #monsters

Why does hardly anywhere stock the berry Solero when it’s so much better than the tropical one? #controversy #heatwave

I've done it. I've pressed the go button. My first book, Empty Shells, is awaiting review by Amazon. There's going to be an eBook and a paperback and everything. #writing #novel