Dan Sheehan

Reminder on this new platform that my grandmother defends all my posts and will not allow me to see harm

46, goddamn.

Tavern in St. Cloud 1890 https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/24936

Gave my daughter a special dagger she can plunge directly into my heart if I ever do this type of thing

Some photos of our lovely performers ( @dansheehan.bsky.social , @saramchenry.bsky.social , @blenderbluid.bsky.social) courtesy of @avenon.bsky.social. We didn't get photos of Lazarus, Sam, or Sean (sorry)

Sort of a cultural "you are what you eat" in that you get served the stuff you deem worthy of your time

Really bums me out that people seem less interested in stuff made by “regular” people and instead require their entertainment be sanctified by the presence of a celebrity

"we pulled an animal back from the void of extinction to give it a job" brother you will see a type of hell that cannot be conceived by the human mind

The Sun 1916 https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25764

Had a very lovely time at Genius Night tonight, it's very nice to once again be doing fun live comedy stuff in beautiful Chicago, Illinois, God's Perfect City

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

going to be spending a lot of time thinking about the theology of annihilation now

I have invented a new type of motion picture that isnt just a series of fast moving images. It's really bad for the people featured, they're stuck in there for real

Does feel kind of fucked up to be born too late to have one of those wallets that comically unfolds to reveal dozens of photos of my beautiful family

I wish there was a way to get on the "I will never donate to a political campaign again" list but because I had hope for electoral politics between 2015 and 2021, I am forever cursed to get texts saying things like "HELP US YOU PIECE OF SHIT MARCUS GORNCH IS MATCHING DONATIONS UP TO $11"

Fascinated by the commodification of “spooky” culture. Used to be that your friend who collected bones was a stone cold freak and you loved that about them. Now everybody’s got bones, the places that sell bones keep running out

If I go to a website and it's designed well, if I use an app and it works, if I call a customer service line and it takes less than thirty minutes, I will view whatever entity is behind that experience favorably for all eternity. Truly that simple. Bar's on the floor. Just make a thing that works.

The rule of any box office success is that the industry must learn the stupidest possible lesson from said success which means we are about to see some of the stupidest documentaries in human history

you guys gotta tackle me or this criterion flash sale is gonna get bad

oh god that's so soon

wooooah you did a man on the street thing with crazy guys damn brother you really opened my eyes to the fact that there are stupid people, I hadn't thought of that

The real downfall of posting was when restating obvious facts as novel observations became a reliable way of building a big following. So many accounts now just post various equivalents of "did you piss? try washing your hands!" and the comments are all stuff like "wow! good idea!"

horror movies are a reflection of our times, like how swimfan captured and defined the early 2000s public paranoia about swimfans

I hear the Milwaukee Art Museum is zoomin' around, doing loops and stuff

AI-powered pre-crime division tackling a guy before he can clog the coffee shop toilet

Always off putting when a random child does half a tiktok dance at you in lieu of language

“You’ll never guess in a thousand years who I heard from” I won’t have to, you’ve given me a thousand years, I'm going to become a sorcerer

*restraining my dog as he goes wild* "I'm so sorry, he's always like this, this is as true a window into his soul as anyone is likely to get, you know him completely from this one interaction"