Darren Thomas

Big fan of this cow's haircut

Looks like Batman's on it, though.

Earth Must Die is an unbelievable 4️⃣0️⃣ percent off in the #steamsummersale! 8 hours of high quality rude cartoon comedy for a bargain price! QUICK, get on it, please. store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

While browsing Airbnb's I came accross this place where the host 'Dave', an ex school head teacher, absolutely berates anyone who leaves even a 4* review 😅🤦. Will post some of the reviews and responses in this thread below 🍿😅

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh. Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

New dystopia just dropped

An automated A.I. WWE news channel tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane! 🤣

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

giving this Tumblr classic vibe

Why does Wirtz look absolutely terrified of any physical contact? Maybe right now he’s worried about an injury ahead of the World Cup, but all season he’s looked scared to get involved in anything physical and shirks away from getting stuck in. Really expected some fight from him #LFC

Can you sack a manager mid-match? #LFC

Slot has absolutely no idea how to get anything from these players. Completely out of his depth. #LFC

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

I’ve been singing it this way for years.

Poland PM: 🇵🇱

Someone just caught Artemis II from their flight. 🎥 @aaronburnett

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

holy shit

This is the Platonic ideal of a social media exchange, never again to be equaled or even attempted:

I see what they did there.

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Limiting location sharing on your devices is a great first step to protect yourself against prying eyes.

Bins, teaching their kids how to cross the road.

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

catbus

I spent the weekend trying to process what's happening in my city of Minneapolis, Minnesota by creating this video. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Worth remembering when looking at the horrific scenes in the US right now that both Reform and the Tories have pledged to bring in ICE-style organisations to the UK if they win power

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure