Old Man Yells At Cloud Provider

Somehow hits differently now.

Not only has inflation brought higher prices to the average consumer, but the cost of buying a politician has skyrocketed.

“Everything you know about … is obsolete” session by guy selling product to replace it.

Windows Update says I’m “7% there”. Yeah I know buddy. The coffee still needs to kick in.

The plane is stalling, I can hear the alarms.

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Claude: Good catch!

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL

Every time I forget to turn on Autopilot.

I inherited a new existing codebase. I asked Claude to review it and now it has PTSD.

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

What would happen if Trump decided to nuke Tehran right now? The world would be at war, but would he be removed from office? Think about it.

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

Has anyone else seen Bessent talk and think Will Ferrel would nail that impression?

Oh herro!

Guy on a train reading a newspaper. In 2026.

I can’t wait for this house of cards to go up in flames. Yes, we will all suffer.

Too many times people have tried to convince me their technical decision was handed to them ("they told me to do it this way") that turned out a total lie because they couldn't defend their decision.

Heads up. If you're going to tell me there's a future in which programmers are no longer needed, I will no longer consider you technically capable.

Surely one can design a datacenter that withstands tornados, right?

There will be blood.

When you’re trying to convince copilot that it’s wrong and it decides to build a throwaway project to check its own thesis.

Do you know what’s at the end of a rainbow? Rain.

Incoming press release by Dario Amodei claiming Anthropic has also been developing new viruses.

Oh noes.

Who in their right mind brings a six month old baby on a guided tour ina CAVE. smh

Oracle will be the Lehman Brothers of the AI bubble.

Being forced to work with an incompetent vibe-coder tells me I won't go hungry anytime soon.

My Orbitkey Kickstarter Edition finally gave out so I’m happy the new one arrived today.

20 years old, I still think Casino Royale is the best Bond film.

Agentic engineering is so hot right now... I can feel it in my lap. Jeez.

Now it won’t stop asking permissions.

I can’t stop thinking about Dennis Franz’s wife beater in Blow Out.

Please Use AI

I have no more faith in you.