David A Delrie

Seeing The Devils three times in a week because it is a beautiful remaster of a horrific movie and I will do my part to encourage studios to keep resurrecting their neglected titles.

Don’t know what stage of Sad Boy Autumn I hit that resulted in me eating in a Burger King, but I promise to be a benevolent ruler (even my head is too big for the crown.)

Ok, I got some potentially big news career wise that I can’t share yet, but please cross all your crossables, offer up a prayer, do a little ritual, etc. for me.

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When I was a very small child, I had a dog nanny just like the Darling Family.

Server at a restaurant told me I look like I am in my 40s. My birthday is on Wednesday and if you want to get me a present, you can Shane Stant that twink.

Orville Peck, goddamned. Hitting several of my kinks all at once (guys with beards, guys in hats, guys in masks, guys in ringer tees, guys with tattoos, guys in sweatpants.)

Currently determined to watch the whole Hellraiser series. Let’s see how quickly I regret this (well, Bloodlines is 4 so probably pretty quickly.)

My dad listened to a lot of country music. Steel Magnolias takes place and was filmed in the Louisiana town where my family is from. Dolly Parton as a musician, actress, and public figure has been a part of my life since I can remember, always brimming with kindness, wit, and talent. RIP.

10 non-horror movies to get to know me All That Heaven Allows The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover Days of Heaven Emmanuelle in America Faster, Pussycat! Kill Kill! Female Trouble Happy Together House of Tolerance Last Year at Marienbad The Raspberry Reich

Mostly posting on Threads, but I will try to remember to post here more often: How I spent my summer vacation: -Jewelry broke during a screening of The Blair Witch Project. -Wrote a scary story about an animatronic dinosaur -Swam in the dark a lot in the face of both those things.

Can’t wait! And it arrives one day before my birthday!

I kind of loved Her Private Hell, and Refn was in attendance at my screening.

There’s a book YouTuber (who I won’t name for reasons that are about to be very apparent) who films himself reading from this low angle with his spread legs front and center. And maybe the heat has me feral, but…

So like one of my Beta readers said my novel gave him the same sense of wonder as Harry Potter if you want a story of a gay weirdo witch and his vampire boyfriend written by a gay weirdo who is also a staunch trans ally. It’s purely ethical consumption.

Sometimes people get appalled when they learn my mom’s nickname for me is “Rosemary’s Baby.” Her name is Rosemary, but also I saw the movie very young and knew the reference.

Bracing myself for a re-read of Mysterious Skin by Scott Heim.

RIP, Louise Lasser. An oddball icon.

Got called fat and stupid all day yesterday for saying Ghibli animation is superior in every way to the AI slop ripoff version of the same. But I wake up looking like this so I am unbothered and hot.

Swimsuit may or may not be involved.

Bathing in the moonlight.

Never really into Aaron Taylor-Johnson before, but will Werwulf change my mind?

Gay Werewolf Bar opening in my Halloween Town this year.

I play The Blair Witch Project out in the dark during my moonlit swims.

Saw Flash Gordon in the theater today.

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

Bringing this energy into my second novel.

Dads are the worst.

They’re boyfriends.

Give me that new Gregg Araki movie now!

I’m having a hard month. This could make it better.

He’s been so nice to me lately. What is the angle?

Watching the chemtrails over the country club.

Sometimes he can not be an awful little hobgoblin.

me: did you finish inside me surgeon: please stop saying it that way

R.I.P., Anthony Stewart Head