David Lewis

The BBC really needs to be called out for its double standards. Think of the fuss it made when Gary Lineker - a sports presenter - expressed a political opinion. Yet the BBC is happy for one of its main news presenters to peddle this right-wing nonsense in a highly partisan right-wing newspaper.

Online rightwing people keep having to learn the lesson that if you film yourself doing the illegal thing to prove how easy it is to do the illegal thing, you will be arrested for doing the illegal thing, thus proving how hard it is to do the illegal thing.

I've just been made aware of Braintree Town FC's website. Glorious. Dreamweaver tastic. www.braintreetownfc.org.uk

‘ … and if you be my bodyguard, I will be your long lost pal’

In other words, negotiations with Eddie Howe are taking longer than expected.

Just seen Billy Corgan described as the American Morrissey and well, yep

China is ahead of the West when it comes to AI - there, the bubble has already burst, the stock market has already crashed as investors have realised there's no consumer demand or path to profitability. www.ibtimes.com.au/china-ai-sto...

The most adorable pet of the year is awarded the Ballon D’Awwww

Can confirm it’s even more hellish than before. They’ve got rid of the cars, but not the legions of arseholes.

Thus began The Great Fuckoffening ™️

I want all trans people to know that Erika Hilton is a black transwoman and the most-voted congresswoman in the history of Brazil, with 1.5 millions votes. She campaigned for Lula over the last three weeks. WE TRANS PEOPLE CAN EXIST IN POLITICS. It’s not a dream. It’s already a reality in Brazil!

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

Dawn of a new era on Oxford Street this morning.

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

Fucking great news to wake up to. Some hope in the future persists.

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

Big shoutout to the insomnia gang who find the ‘you get an extra hour’s sleep!’ joviality at this time of year a bruising smash in the metaphoricals. No, we don’t. We get an extra hour of staring into the grey void wondering whether death is preferable.

Night all.

We think we know how he did it.

Just need to beat the most in-form, free-scoring team in the league to find ourselves in the rarified air of fourth place. The glory game, eh? #LFC

Pro-ICE conservative blogger Samuel Sey, a prominent figure on the evangelical right, has himself been arrested and held for potential ICE deportation.

The replies are an extraordinary catalogue of things that have objectively improved. If we didn't have the climate crisis and the far right authoritarians and the tech barons overshadowing everything I'd be whistling every day

You have to laugh at the sheer insanity of Turning Point UK being found to be organising literal contract killings and paid agitation at protests up and down the country and it barely even raises a flicker across the press. If that isn't 'terrorism' on some level I don't really know what is

If this is the best they can come up with, they’re fucked and they know it. Fairly sizeable ‘if’, mind you.

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

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Starting beef with your captain, no matter how poorly he’s playing, is classic I’m-about-to-be-sacked Manchester United-managerial desperation.

Depressingly late-stage capitalism that a good way of stopping the shit machine pumping out evil slop to your elderly relatives is to pay it protection money (uograde to ad-free premium)

holy crap

Today, people across the world remember one of the greatest tragedies in Welsh history - the 1966 Aberfan disaster - which left a small mining village robbed of an entire generation

Two hours sleep. Fuck my very life.

This is fucked. Really bleak how entrenched this is becoming.

It worked again 👍

Liverpool have had some poor games over the past couple of years, but this is by far the worst I can remember since … what? Before Klopp, certainly. Absolutely wretched. #LFC

Four years ago today: Twitter’s last moment of greatness.

‘I look out the window at the truck stop, where the flag still waves, oblivious to the occasion. I don’t fault them. Days all seem the same when there is only one season.’ Sarah K – still the best ever to see it, feel it and write it down.

Gomez’s goal for Brighton is an absolute beauty.

Incels: we can’t get women because they’re shallow and go for looks Also incels: before going on dates, we roll around in shit for a few hours, then drink a pint of piss

According to 2024 ONS statistics the number of people in the UK aged 90 or over - the only people who could reasonably be said to remember 'living through' WWII (if you were five in 1945, you don't remember living through the war) was 625,000. Less than .1% of the population. What are we doing here?

Chorus of boos from the Everton fans for Emi Martinez as he gets stretchered off.