David Cormack

I don't understand why this isn't a bigger scandal. The govt has lied to us and covered up that they're gonna... What? Fuck up some Marlborough Sounds beaches for their dumb fuck lng project? Thank fuck for Māni and the Post. This is outrageous. www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3611...

Is it universal that boomer mothers are pretty terrible around being skinny?

actually i can't justify charging for this when i haven't written shit for months. it's free.

jesus i haven't written for a long time. thanks hobson's pledge for being muse. www.patreon.com/davidcormack...

Hoots' first external appointment is a fucking good one. Māni Dunlop... She's been tearing it up, and is now on the editorial team at the Post www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...

She tried to leave journalism, but Māori storytelling drew her back in.

just to check, if we're to believe luxon when he says he has united caucus and full support, then we also must believe him when he ruled out TOP yeah? and so on basis of last night's poll, national *can't* form a government?

National’s 2026 party list has just two Māori candidates in its top 20 and none in the top 10, as Christopher Luxon defends the party’s progress on Māori representation.

The fact checking throughout this article, just quietly debunking luxo's bullshit, is so fucking good www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/08/08/n...

he's barely even announced as editor, and he gets a peace deal between the US and Iran. Incredible.

well that's all i need to know.

well, well, well... She knew.

well, well, well... She knew.

What the hell

wtf. nerds. What a nark. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Māni Dunlop on predetermination. #NzPol

this is quite the dog whistle right?

the slash fic we all wanted #nice

Sweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond.

These are all better than it's the same day David.

thanks for your views, former senior trump white house staffer chris liddell, who doesn't mention the word trump anywhere in his piece, or his disclosure. i love the reckons of a man who stayed with trump even after jan 6 when several others quit. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/eco...

Oh. This is the new strategy then. Wheel out the Whānau. Except she doesn't seem to actually say what the good parts are? www.1news.co.nz/2026/04/04/a...

Greta is playing a game getting us to guess what foreign words mean. She gives us hints when we're struggling. What do you call a cooked chicken, was one such hint. Folks, the answer was chicken.

Come for my own embarrassing Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi song. Stay for Labour's bigger embarrassing Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi song. Leave for my embarrassing singing. vt.tiktok.com/ZSuw5UsxW/

Sooooo spark network just... Gone?

When a party finds itself in polling trouble, Mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, don't support another US-led incursion into the Middle East that will predictably result in an oil shock. www.patreon.com/posts/its-go...

if u like this piece, tell yer friends. While it's cool to get some money for these sporadic pieces, I make all of them free and open after a few hours. So save your money.

When a party finds itself in polling trouble, Mother Mary comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, don't support another US-led incursion into the Middle East that will predictably result in an oil shock. www.patreon.com/posts/its-go...

boy what great PR at this very specific time www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/so...

Bruh we *wanted* [checks notes] prescription charges, inequality, more jobless, decimated health systems, terrible school lunches and more smoking!?!

how can you say no poll will make u resign because you're focused on what new zealanders what, when the poll is telling you what they want?

so this is a hell of a subtweet. it makes our statement being milequetoast-ly supportive of the US clearer, govt doesn't want to upset gas-daddy at a time when they have shown no economic plan and are desperate for something - anything - to take into the election. remember kids, always be craven.

"Luxon hit back at Clark saying: 'What is disgraceful is a regime that kills its own people they way it has'." wow, can't believe Luxo has come out this hard against the US...

not everything needs to be viewed as a meta political story on polling. humans are dying.

Reading Hollywood gossip on reddit is my secret shame. But really I don't know why. Who the fuck are these people? I recognise Peg Bundy's name and that's it...