My wife says I can go on the Internet today

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

yes I think a horse-drawn wehrmacht armed primarily with bolt action rifles would easily conquer the entire mass of africa, not get wiped out in a matter of days by Egypt's professional 21st century air force

Gavin Newsom backs measure to kill the billionaire tax and ban future wealth taxes Gov. Gavin Newsom isn't just fighting the billionaire tax. He's backing Prop. 42, which would ban future wealth taxes in California, too.

I guess it was the other 66%….

I will never vote for Kamala Harris.

hmmm

JD Vance: "I just called them the fart left. I promise that was an accident."

"the n-word" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey transphobic tbh

The SAVE America Act mandates that all voters must bring to the polls specifically a photo ID which has proof of citizenship “on the front of the document.” So REAL IDs don’t count. If the ID does not precisely conform to that standard, you must also bring separate proof of citizenship.

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“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

Air to Ground Message: GOOD AFTERNOON YALL Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #ad83618f557 F: #f0295a884c5

Just wait for it... (Original source: x.com/adamcurtisbr...)

Whatever you do, don't let him sit on a wall! He's very hard to put back together, if he were to fall down.

Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX

I thought he was talking about small child or a teen. The dude is 20.

KILMEADE: When will know the war is over? TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Read this thread. It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on. Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.

For those who don’t intimately understand how news works and why Bari Weiss’s unearned elevation to head of CBS News matters, I’d recommend watching this in entirety. Also, will forever point out irony of how an admitted DEI hire thinks her hire was meritorious while Black people’s aren’t.

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

And here we go...

Guess I’m going to jail